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October 8th, 2016, 12:12 PM | #11612 |
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October 8th, 2016, 12:44 PM | #11613 |
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Donald Trump showed his birth certificate to reporters. Who cares about his birth certificate? I want to know if that thing on his head has had its vaccinations.―Craig Ferguson Last edited by dbailey; October 8th, 2016 at 12:51 PM.. |
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October 8th, 2016, 07:55 PM | #11614 |
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October 8th, 2016, 11:14 PM | #11615 |
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So I told by doctor, "Doctor, when I wake up in the morning I keep seeing these flashing dots of light".
Doctor says, "Well, have you seen an optician?" I reply, "No, just these flashing dots of light". |
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October 9th, 2016, 02:08 AM | #11616 |
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When Barack Obama was giving his speech after being elected as president, he had to do it behind three inch thick bullet-proof glass. I thought that was a bit harsh – just because he’s black doesn’t mean he’s going to shoot anyone.
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October 9th, 2016, 03:13 PM | #11617 |
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October 9th, 2016, 10:29 PM | #11619 |
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