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October 8th, 2016, 12:10 PM

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A lot of people hate vegetarians but to be honest i've never had a beef with them........

I'm a vegetarian, and it really depends on what's at steak.

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A lot of people hate vegetarians but to be honest i've never had a beef with them........

It's masseurs with Me,They just rub Me up the wrong way..

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It's masseurs with Me,They just rub Me up the wrong way..

ooooh....I wish!

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October 8th, 2016, 07:55 PM

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I always laugh when I visit my chiropractor. He just cracks me up

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I always laugh when I visit my chiropractor. He just cracks me up

So I told by doctor, "Doctor, when I wake up in the morning I keep seeing these flashing dots of light".
Doctor says, "Well, have you seen an optician?"
I reply, "No, just these flashing dots of light".

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October 9th, 2016, 10:29 PM	#11619
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Phil.

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