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Old June 11th, 2016, 11:36 PM   #2281
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Did I just hear someone moan: "You taste so great honey!"?
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Old June 14th, 2016, 11:24 PM   #2282
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Stuarts' new holster means he never has to do construction without his drill
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Old June 15th, 2016, 08:40 PM   #2283
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Mal discovered the hard way, it was best not to ask about Estreeter's obsession with anal, while they worked on his new nudist colony chalet
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When I asked you to drill me, this is not what I had in mind.
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Another reason why buy DeWalt drill, they drill everything

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I'm gonna need a spanner, reach into my pocket please Rachel
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Old June 17th, 2016, 11:55 PM   #2287
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I'm gonna need a spanner, reach into my pocket please Rachel
That's irreparable....
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Old June 18th, 2016, 08:12 PM   #2288
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Look,When I said "Get My little tool out..."
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Old June 19th, 2016, 09:57 AM   #2289
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I always set the torque to maximum and hammer mode on

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Old June 19th, 2016, 10:13 AM   #2290
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the worst is that she will go down
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