The corrupt a wish game - Page 55

**HugoHackenbush** · October 6th, 2011, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Jeff Vader

Granted. (student prank, I like !)

However you live next door to Chuck Norris. He has no sense of humour. You spend the rest of your short life in PAIN !

I wish I could predict thing like Radar does in M*A*S*H*.

Granted. You are in solitary confinement on death row. All of your predictions are easy to make and spot on.

I wish my masseuse looked like Shauna Grant and gave me massages while she was nude.

**TCO95** · October 6th, 2011, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by HugoHackenbush

Granted. You are in solitary confinement on death row. All of your predictions are easy to make and spot on.

I wish my masseuse looked like Shauna Grant and gave me massages while she was nude.

Done. As Ms. Grant's been dead thirty years her twin is frightfully ugly. So scary it makes your penis explode. As you are going to die anyway your boss fires you to avoid paying death benefits.

I wish to see the world through a Wall Street bankers eyes for only one day.

**HugoHackenbush** · October 6th, 2011, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by TCO95

Done. As Ms. Grant's been dead thirty years her twin is frightfully ugly. So scary it makes your penis explode. As you are going to die anyway your boss fires you to avoid paying death benefits.

I wish to see the world through a Wall Street bankers eyes for only one day.

Granted. You are now an investment banker for the Wall Street firm of Lyon Sachs O'Shyte. You arrive at work through a phalanx of protesters who scream epithets at you and throw things. When you arrive at your desk, you discover your boss has decided to make you the fall guy for the Bank's mortgage investment fraud, the SEC books you for securities fraud and your boss has booked you on Nancy Grace to explain yourself, where you are insulted and hectored for a solid 90 minutes on nationwide TV.

I wish to make in a day what a top Wall Street Banker makes in a year.

**TCO95** · October 6th, 2011, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by HugoHackenbush

Granted. You are now an investment banker for the Wall Street firm of Lyon Sachs O'Shyte. You arrive at work through a phalanx of protesters who scream epithets at you and throw things. When you arrive at your desk, you discover your boss has decided to make you the fall guy for the Bank's mortgage investment fraud, the SEC books you for securities fraud and your boss has booked you on Nancy Grace to explain yourself, where you are insulted and hectored for a solid 90 minutes on nationwide TV.

I wish to make in a day what a top Wall Street Banker makes in a year.

Granted. However, no human can pass that much shit in one day and survive. But as you are a legend on Wall Street a statue is erected in your honour. Forever and a day pigeons will crap on your exact likeness.

After this next corruption gets me killed, I wish to be re-incarnated as a Killer Whale.

**tygrkhat40** · October 6th, 2011, 09:13 PM

As you wish. You're in SeaWorld. You're in a small, comfined space, you're not getting any whale tail, but you're well fed.

I wish I was a porn stud in the 1980's.

star_ · October 7th, 2011, 01:35 AM

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Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

I wish I was a porn stud in the 1980's

Granted. You were a mildly successful gay porno stud named Johny Bottoms. Only one of your films has stood the test of time. During the 80's the Olympics Ping Pong Championship between China and South Korea sets off a ping pong craze through out the world. Of course porn companies always capitalize on the latest trends. They create the movie "Ping Pong Pals". Your amazing feats with a ping pong ball are still talked about today in gay clubs all over the world.

I wish I had Maserati!

Lurk_D · October 7th, 2011, 03:18 AM

Granted. The paint job is rusted off, the engine and tires are missing, but the nameplate is pristine, and all your neighbors think you stole the nameplate and put it on a junker to make yourself feel better, so they constantly harass you about it.

I wish to be forgiven for being such a meanie.

**tygrkhat40** · October 7th, 2011, 03:31 PM

Granted. All is forgiven. Just not forgoten. Not. FORGOTTEN.

I wish I was a black belt in kung fu.

**TCO95** · October 7th, 2011, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

Granted. All is forgiven. Just not forgoten. Not. FORGOTTEN.

I wish I was a black belt in kung fu.

Granted. The movie Kung Fu had many props. You were a black belt, a green table cloth, a house plant and a door stop.

I wish I had a working version of the Star Trek TNG "Hollow Deck".

**HugoHackenbush** · October 7th, 2011, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by TCO95

Granted. The movie Kung Fu had many props. You were a black belt, a green table cloth, a house plant and a door stop.

I wish I had a working version of the Star Trek TNG "Hollow Deck".

OK. I have two for this one.

Granted. Your deck is hollow and it contains nothing and does nothing.

BUT

Since I believe what you meant to type was "Holo-Deck" as in "Hologram" that is granted as well. However your starship is commanded by a certain "Captain Disney" and the holograms are limited to Princesses who are unconscious, ugly dwarfs and animals who talk.

I wish I could get rid of this crappy cold.

October 6th, 2011, 09:13 PM	#545
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October 7th, 2011, 03:18 AM	#547
Lurk_D Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 489 Thanks: 22 Thanked 3,914 Times in 467 Posts	Granted. The paint job is rusted off, the engine and tires are missing, but the nameplate is pristine, and all your neighbors think you stole the nameplate and put it on a junker to make yourself feel better, so they constantly harass you about it. I wish to be forgiven for being such a meanie.