The corrupt a wish game - Page 311

**trailmaster** · October 23rd, 2016, 01:34 PM

Wish granted, however, believing all the crap you post online so overwhelms your brain that this is the result:

I wish that I could have a super-expensive Rolex watch!

**ruffroundedges** · October 23rd, 2016, 05:39 PM

Granted. You are now the owner of a super expensive Rolex watch. But its broken and you cant afford to fix it because you spent all your money on the watch in the first place.

I wish I could talk my wife into letting me have a girlfriend.

Bill derBerg · October 23rd, 2016, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by ruffroundedges

Granted. You are now the owner of a super expensive Rolex watch. But its broken and you cant afford to fix it because you spent all your money on the watch in the first place.

I wish I could talk my wife into letting me have a girlfriend.

Granted. However, after paying for the divorce and handing over your home and car you have no where to take a girlfriend and riding the buses is not cool. Despondent you join the "He-Man Woman Haters Club" where you, Alfalfa, Spanky, Buckwheat and the gang practice being a human centipede. Bored you decide to put the moves on Darla, however, Alfalfa gets mad and stabs you to death with his Fatty Arbuckle bottle opener.

I wish I had went to bed early last night instead of staying up late to watch old movies.

**trailmaster** · October 24th, 2016, 12:48 PM

Granted, however, because you went to bed early you were unaware of the current unexpected news story that happened a few hours later, about aliens that had attacked the Earth. These aliens were monsters thousands of years ahead of us technologically. They came here to rape the Earth of its minerals and water then exterminate humanity, and it started in your city, in your neighborhood. You were woken up at midnight to the sounds of massive explosions. You jumped out of bed and ran downstairs from you house bedroom right into the arms of this giant bug like horror that tore you limb from limb.

I would like the super power of being able to manipulate metal like that x-man Magneto.

Bill derBerg · October 24th, 2016, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

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I would like the super power of being able to manipulate metal like that x-man Magneto.

Shazam! By the powers invested in me by the state of inebriation you are now Welderman and he is Trailmaster. As the new, and improved?, welderman you can manipulate metal any way you wish. Why you keep making these grotesque dildos is anyone's guess but mine is not to question why mine is just to do then lie.

I wish welderman never finds out that I made him the new trailmaster.

**trailmaster** · October 24th, 2016, 10:46 PM

Your wish got lost in the translation so welderman does know that he is the new trailmaster and he is elated:

"I am a Veteran" Yay Hay!!!

I wish that I could live with Estreeter in Australia for the winter.

Chicago is so cold!!

**bowlinggreen** · October 25th, 2016, 12:06 AM

Wish granted, but when Estreeter asks if you do anal you panic and run out the door, only to be flattened by a pissed off emu that was browsing on the vegemite bushes in the garden.

I wish an evil clown would drag Hillary and Trump into a storm drain so we could cancel the presidential election for this year.

**ruffroundedges** · October 25th, 2016, 01:50 AM

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Originally Posted by bowlinggreen

Wish granted, but when Estreeter asks if you do anal you panic and run out the door, only to be flattened by a pissed off emu that was browsing on the vegemite bushes in the garden.

I wish an evil clown would drag Hillary and Trump into a storm drain so we could cancel the presidential election for this year.

Granted. Evil clowns climb out of the storm drains and drag Hillery and Donald back down with them. The election is cancelled, Congress governs in the intern. Debates go on for months but the only candidate that both sides of the floor will agree on is Anthony Wiener. As soon as he takes office he sends dick pics to all the leaders of NATO. Meanwhile the genetically advanced/hybrid lovechild of Hillery and Donald emerges from the storm outfall dressed like a clown and riding a tiny tricycle. Rampaging through the U.S. with his over blown ego he burries everything south of the 49th parallel in 15 feet of bullsh*t.

I wish I was as cool as E, as wise as Santee, as powerful as Max, and as all knowing as Cartman.

**trailmaster** · October 25th, 2016, 11:50 AM

Granted, but to be all those things you have to be a moderator, and the life of a VEF moderator is one of torment and despair. Always having to correct mistakes by stupid members, having to block or ban the spammers, being tormented by endless mean PM's by angry members, and you don't even get paid for all the abuse you get. You wished for it and now you have it. Oooh the irony. It is the loony bin for you eventually!!

I wish I could talk with animals.

Estreeter · October 25th, 2016, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

I wish I could talk with animals.

I'll PM you my phone number

I wish I could belt the hell out of Bill Gates

October 23rd, 2016, 05:39 PM	#3102
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October 25th, 2016, 12:06 AM	#3107
bowlinggreen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 4,192 Thanks: 48,676 Thanked 49,167 Times in 4,188 Posts	Wish granted, but when Estreeter asks if you do anal you panic and run out the door, only to be flattened by a pissed off emu that was browsing on the vegemite bushes in the garden. I wish an evil clown would drag Hillary and Trump into a storm drain so we could cancel the presidential election for this year. __________________ So much porn, so little time...

October 23rd, 2016, 01:34 PM	#3101
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,904 Thanks: 1,329,092 Thanked 707,270 Times in 60,076 Posts	Wish granted, however, believing all the crap you post online so overwhelms your brain that this is the result: I wish that I could have a super-expensive Rolex watch!

October 24th, 2016, 12:48 PM	#3104
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,904 Thanks: 1,329,092 Thanked 707,270 Times in 60,076 Posts	Granted, however, because you went to bed early you were unaware of the current unexpected news story that happened a few hours later, about aliens that had attacked the Earth. These aliens were monsters thousands of years ahead of us technologically. They came here to rape the Earth of its minerals and water then exterminate humanity, and it started in your city, in your neighborhood. You were woken up at midnight to the sounds of massive explosions. You jumped out of bed and ran downstairs from you house bedroom right into the arms of this giant bug like horror that tore you limb from limb. I would like the super power of being able to manipulate metal like that x-man Magneto.

October 24th, 2016, 10:46 PM	#3106
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,904 Thanks: 1,329,092 Thanked 707,270 Times in 60,076 Posts	Your wish got lost in the translation so welderman does know that he is the new trailmaster and he is elated: "I am a Veteran" Yay Hay!!! I wish that I could live with Estreeter in Australia for the winter. Chicago is so cold!!

October 25th, 2016, 11:50 AM	#3109
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,904 Thanks: 1,329,092 Thanked 707,270 Times in 60,076 Posts	Granted, but to be all those things you have to be a moderator, and the life of a VEF moderator is one of torment and despair. Always having to correct mistakes by stupid members, having to block or ban the spammers, being tormented by endless mean PM's by angry members, and you don't even get paid for all the abuse you get. You wished for it and now you have it. Oooh the irony. It is the loony bin for you eventually!! I wish I could talk with animals.