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April 8th, 2012, 11:09 AM | #1501 |
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Granted. You are Barnacle Bill's cabin boy.
I wish to know if it hurt when you circumsized the skipper.
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April 8th, 2012, 02:26 PM | #1502 |
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Granted. I didn't feel a thing. The skipper was screaming in what I assume was catastrophic pain, but like I said, I didn't feel a thing.
I wish to get out of the circumsicion business, 'cause I don't like working for tips.
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April 8th, 2012, 03:17 PM | #1503 | |
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I wish imaginary estate was worth the same as real estate
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April 8th, 2012, 08:42 PM | #1504 | |
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I wish to be the first Pope of the Church of VEF and porn babes have to come to me for penance. |
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April 9th, 2012, 06:29 AM | #1505 | |
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I wish Pope TCO95 would have to ritually ask the porn babes "How was your day ?" and then have to listen to their answers without interrupting them.
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April 9th, 2012, 03:35 PM | #1506 | |
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I want to join in the papal lunacy of TCO95's Borgias.
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April 9th, 2012, 03:49 PM | #1507 |
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Granted. We always need fresh choirboys and food tasters.
I wish that our church was modeled after the Mormons, no Pope and polygamy mandatory.
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April 9th, 2012, 04:12 PM | #1508 | |
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I wish I could invent my own religion like L Ron Hubbard's Scientologists and all members have to pay a tithe to me....or let me fool around with their wives, daughters or both.
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April 10th, 2012, 09:25 PM | #1509 | |
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I wish the police would train badgers to perform the body cavity search on TCO95.
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