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Listen up chaps, I have just been tipped off that next year, February 1990 to be precise the Berlin Wall will be repainted. So now is the time to buy shares in the company that won the contract, and to get in onthe same deal with the paint and brush suppliers.
I tell you it is a sure fire thing, I mean it is notas if the'll knock the wall down now is it? |
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terrible news, my alphabet spaghetti factory has had to close down with all jobs lost. It was the flipping health inspectors they say every tin was full of bse , cjd, hiv and aids not to mention my secretary Mrs a feeling somewhat victinised . its 'elf 'n safety gone mad I tell ya
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Latest news From the Admiralty... some wag called Columbus says he is going to sail due West shortly, so that he can go buy a decent curry from the Indians......!!!!
He better not plan on going too far past Ireland, as that drop off the end of the world is said to be a bitch...!!!! I know, cause my uncle Amerigo once had a close shave while in search of some decent grub...!!
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"We will cut taxes for working families. We will create jobs and get this country back on it's feet. We will make government accountable to the people. "
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I hope some of the other members can shed some light on this. I heard that some of the American colonies are in revolt against the crown? Do these farmers and shopkeepers really believe that they can defeat the greatest army and navy ever seen in this world?
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You'll be telling me next that the Great British Empire will also one day be in danger of crumbling..!!!!!????? (sings)"Rule Britannia, Britannia rules the waves......................"
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