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June 15th, 2018, 10:33 PM | #6021 | |
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Going on a date mad keen.my hair is a problem do I keep the comb over or wax my balls?
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June 16th, 2018, 01:07 PM | #6022 |
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Wear a hat AND wax your balls.
Watching sports on tv this weekend; World Cup or Le Mans? |
June 16th, 2018, 02:09 PM | #6023 |
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You've a brief blink and you`ll miss it window , yet during that window nobody will see what you do
World Cup (My monies on Alaska , "Go`ooooo Eskimos" ) ,
Security van is delivering juicy untraceable cash to a bank in old time-y bags the size of an overlarge shoe box and you spy one that`s momentarily been dropped and forgotten , Grab then shove it up your jumper before nonchalantly walking on Or Wait around to protect it until the delivery chap returns ?
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June 16th, 2018, 06:38 PM | #6024 |
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Grab it and go, I need a new car.
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June 16th, 2018, 09:45 PM | #6025 |
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Wendy's(love their chicken sandwich-burgers not so much)
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June 17th, 2018, 09:18 AM | #6026 |
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Corvette,A little red one..,
'58 Plymouth Fury or '59 Cadillac Eldorado ?
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Elizabeth Taylor.
Almonds or cashews?
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