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Old September 2nd, 2017, 05:30 PM   #331
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While out for a walk in my local park, I greeted a man walking a lovely staffie terrier with a cheery "good morning".

He did not bother to return my greeting.

Such behaviour - this place is really going downhill.
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Old September 2nd, 2017, 09:29 PM   #334
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You barely see people more than once. So you don't greet them good day or hello, just farewell.
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And was then hopefully shot in a convenience store Well I hope so
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