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August 6th, 2015, 05:14 PM	#291
Ninjaturtle aka Kodijack Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bunga Bunga Island Posts: 12,337 Thanks: 88,092 Thanked 259,810 Times in 12,571 Posts	Somebody broke into my house once. This is a good time to call the police, but mm mm, nope. The house was too nice. It was a real nice house, but they'd never believe I lived in it. They'd be like "He's still here!" Whack! __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. *To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.*

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August 6th, 2015, 05:17 PM	#292
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,913 Times in 10,563 Posts	My neighbourhood is so rough that........... ...when you order pizza, the delivery man shows you a mess on the pavement after shooing away the pigeons. . __________________

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Our delivery man makes you watch him eat your pizza and then whacks the empty box over your head regardless if ya tipped him or not for eating your pizza

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Our delivery man makes you watch him eat your pizza and then whacks the empty box over your head regardless if ya tipped him or not for eating your pizza

So why order from him?? Oh I forgot E is a masochist!!

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August 6th, 2015, 09:31 PM	#295
sandhunter Super Draconian Sandhunter Join Date: May 2013 Location: Sonoran Desert Posts: 13,979 Thanks: 208,917 Thanked 261,316 Times in 13,886 Posts	my neighborhood is so rough that You better have exact change for the bus

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August 6th, 2015, 09:56 PM	#296
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,833 Thanks: 281,852 Thanked 813,992 Times in 60,880 Posts	Hey I just shoot any one who comes on my property.

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August 7th, 2015, 01:31 AM	#297
danton Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: U.K. Posts: 1,402 Thanks: 11,464 Thanked 22,518 Times in 1,373 Posts	Hello Vicar! My neighbourhood is so rough a chap has to mind his 'P's' and 'Q's' doncha know, what?

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August 7th, 2015, 01:51 AM	#298
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August 7th, 2015, 04:39 AM	#299
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,145 Thanks: 449,888 Thanked 896,958 Times in 60,345 Posts	My neighborhood is so rough that baby formula is pure habanero extract. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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August 7th, 2015, 03:56 PM	#300
AmateurEmale Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The 513 Posts: 1,825 Thanks: 16,644 Thanked 15,794 Times in 1,755 Posts	The suburb I live in is so rough that the Mexican immigrants and Marine reservists pick fights with you at work unprovoked. No future for that workplace!

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