My neighbourhood is so rough that........... - Page 29

**danton** · July 26th, 2014, 01:01 AM

My neighbourhood is so rough it is said that on dark nights one can still hear the screams of the man who tried to form a squash club. Saying 'one' would get you killed quicker though.

Estreeter · August 6th, 2015, 11:45 AM

My neighborhood is so rough that when you walk into any local bar the rule is you must get belted with one before entering.

MaxJoker · August 6th, 2015, 02:56 PM

Even the wheelie bins wear flak jackets

**AmateurEmale** · August 6th, 2015, 03:23 PM

My neighborhood (when going to college 2007-08) was so rough that many Xers and Millennials started carrying guns one or two blocks from campus, since crimes like sexual assault and robbery are commonplace there. It's a true story: Google "Clifton Corryville UC" and you might learn some shocking truths, like how prostitution with the trashiest girls and dope usage are rampant in that part of town near the main college of the (513).

**AmateurEmale** · August 6th, 2015, 03:25 PM

Supplemental to the last post: A few blocks southeast of that, where my former psychiatrist and my current job developer still work, is a small park next to more trashy housing, where someone in the last two months was gunned down in broad daylight across the street from my job developer's office. It's a high-crime area, I tell you...

Estreeter · August 6th, 2015, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Even the wheelie bins wear flak jackets

Oh yeah

My neighborhood is so rough our wheelie bins lob the mortars at your wheelie bins, for having more empty pizza boxes in them

**sweatyhat** · August 6th, 2015, 03:47 PM

...Visitors park elsewhere and walk to my house.
If they can get past the wheelie bins.

MaxJoker · August 6th, 2015, 04:02 PM

Even Greenman refuses to visit

Exactly .

Now you understand why I moved here so fast, and paid in cash

**Ninjaturtle** · August 6th, 2015, 04:57 PM

when you order a pizza and the guy on the phone laughs and hangs up on you when he hears the address

**Mal Hombre** · August 6th, 2015, 05:07 PM

When You order pizza,It arrives in a special vehicle..

July 26th, 2014, 01:01 AM	#281
danton Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: U.K. Posts: 1,402 Thanks: 11,464 Thanked 22,515 Times in 1,373 Posts	Serves him right My neighbourhood is so rough it is said that on dark nights one can still hear the screams of the man who tried to form a squash club. Saying 'one' would get you killed quicker though.

August 6th, 2015, 11:45 AM	#282
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,111 Thanks: 449,673 Thanked 896,749 Times in 60,308 Posts	My neighborhood is so rough that when you walk into any local bar the rule is you must get belted with one before entering. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

August 6th, 2015, 02:56 PM	#283
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August 6th, 2015, 04:02 PM	#288
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August 6th, 2015, 03:23 PM	#284
AmateurEmale Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The 513 Posts: 1,825 Thanks: 16,644 Thanked 15,794 Times in 1,755 Posts	My neighborhood (when going to college 2007-08) was so rough that many Xers and Millennials started carrying guns one or two blocks from campus, since crimes like sexual assault and robbery are commonplace there. It's a true story: Google "Clifton Corryville UC" and you might learn some shocking truths, like how prostitution with the trashiest girls and dope usage are rampant in that part of town near the main college of the (513).

August 6th, 2015, 03:25 PM	#285
AmateurEmale Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The 513 Posts: 1,825 Thanks: 16,644 Thanked 15,794 Times in 1,755 Posts	Supplemental to the last post: A few blocks southeast of that, where my former psychiatrist and my current job developer still work, is a small park next to more trashy housing, where someone in the last two months was gunned down in broad daylight across the street from my job developer's office. It's a high-crime area, I tell you...

August 6th, 2015, 04:57 PM	#289
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