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November 15th, 2018, 11:45 AM | #3661 |
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Hi all you gorgeous men out there. My name is Matilda the Leprechaun. Now you may say, that can't be because there are no female Leprechauns. Well I am the first of my kind. MaxJoker was out walking through his hometown of Norwich and it was really raining hard. He got down on his hands and knees and prayed to God for the rain to stop and it did and he found himself at the foot of a great rainbow . He had the strangest look on his face probably because here he is the only person ever who found by accident the beginning of a rainbow and all of a sudden I slid down that rainbow right into his arms. Yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh Max yelled, so I carried him over my shoulder and took him home, snapped my fingers and we were in his bedroom and I lay him gently on his bed and wouldn't you know it he promptly fell asleep. What a loser. Snapped my fingers again and I disappeared back to fairy land again. |
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November 15th, 2018, 04:47 PM | #3662 |
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Okay I am closing this thread in 3---2----1
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November 15th, 2018, 10:01 PM | #3663 |
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You didn't win.
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November 16th, 2018, 02:41 AM | #3664 |
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November 16th, 2018, 12:07 PM | #3665 |
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Thanksgiving is almost here and millions of my brothers and sisters will be slaughtered just so those fat Americans can get even fatter and drink themselves silly and watch some dumb football game on the telly. Look how handsome I am. At least I get to snuggle with the females before my head gets chopped off. The ultimate winner of this last post! |
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November 16th, 2018, 01:11 PM | #3666 |
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In the winners circle, and I mean a circle for winners. Not a circle jerk wit`losers catching each others splooge . Oooooooooh
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November 17th, 2018, 02:24 PM | #3668 |
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November 17th, 2018, 02:34 PM | #3669 |
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It`s the year you lost this thread to me Trails
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