Longest knob

[dbailey]

There was a young man from Devizes
Who had balls of two different sizes
One was so small it was no good at all
And the other so large, it won prizes.

I used to work with achap who would race ito the room and exclaim

'How do you get an 8 inch penis?'

and then utter

'Fold it in half!'

What do you call a chap with a two inch penis?..... Justin!

What do you call a chap with a one inch penis?...... Tintin


Ok.....I'll get me coat

[MaxJoker]

Not saying i`m big , but i`ve just got a repair demand from the International space station after denting one of their solar panels



Knew i shouldn`t have unzipped my jeans while contributing to the Andrea Parker thread yesterday

[tabler]

Mines not that big unfortunately!

[Toxic Dog]

I remember reading somewhere that due to the phenomenon known as "foreshortening", our own todgers always look smaller to us than they actually are because we're looking down on them.

I've also had "size" conversations with women, and while all of them have said that there is a minimum desirable size (my current lady for example says "a skinny 3-incher rattling around inside is no good to a woman"), all the women I've spoken to about it have said that HARDNESS is far more important than just inches. In other words, a good stiff six inches is infinitely preferable to a floppy, flaccid nine.

So if (like myself at 6.5") you're "Mr. Average" but can still offer up and maintain a decent boner, that's half the battle straight away. And as for the other half - well it's not (as they say) the "size of the ship", but the "motion of the ocean".

- TD

[spoonfedmonkey]

Mine isn't so big, but that isn't always a bad thing. It's easy for a woman to deep throat me, and she doesn't faint when I ask for anal sex.

[snowy25]

mines 7" on a good day because it seems to have a life of its own sometimes. it can range from around 6" to 7" depending on what i am doing with it. for some reason blow jobs and anal sex make it reach its full length but everything else seems to make it shrink a little.

[pub]

Originally Posted by bawjaws

I don't like to boast but...

Just proves that shaving your pubes really does make it look bigger!

Though I'm guessing that if anyone on this forum is very below average this thread could be quite depressing. Most of us have bits of our bodies we think we'd change if we could but how many of us actually would? The trouble with something like this is you can be the vilest, thickest, sickest pig with a 10" dick and you'll still be called a man. But have a huge IQ or talent or be an incredibly nice guy but with a dainty package and from a young age people will deride your masculinity. How easy it is to point and laugh but how many of us consider the lasting damage that does?
I mean when you hear of 16 year old girls whose parents are going to pay for a boob job as soon as she's old enough you wonder quite how civilised we really are...

[Extempus]

There's a website that surveys penis size, and over 1½ million have responded, with 21% claiming that they are 5½" to 6" long and 19% claiming to be 6" to 6½". That's 40% of the male population right there... Another site dismisses the Kinsey report's claims, but says that official studies in the UK and Italy have found the average length is actually anywhere from 5.03" to 5.3". I'm a little over 6" and always considered myself average... but these figures indicate otherwise (my last partner was so petite that she could only get about 2/3 of my cock in her mouth! Needless to say, that made me feel pretty good ).

For those who want to impress their partners, you can always get a penis ruler (it's 8" long but marked off as if it were 12" )...

[cjnj]

I'm around 6", some days are better than others. But, be careful what you wish for.

A very close childhood friend of mine was one of those 'blessed' with a truly large penis, not just erect, but so large that he found it impossible to hide no matter what pants he wore. He has said so many times, and I believe him, that he wishes he didn't have it. His cock has basically defined him, guys think he's a freak and the women whom he's had relationships with have had to deal with their girlfriends comments about it.

I guess the moral is that the grass is always greener..., eh?

[anklebiter]

I'm defined by my huge dick to a few women and I think it's hilarious.
I was camping with my wife and a few other couples.I brought along a really big dildo for extra night time fun.I just know my friends too well, so I went to pee equipped with the dildo, and sure enough- someone shined a flash light on me when my pants were down.I had the dildo hanging there like I was peeing, and when the spot light hit it, a few jaws dropped.That was about two years ago, and to this day, someones wife is sneaking a look below my waist