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Old May 23rd, 2017, 09:46 PM   #4051
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1. 1966 1/2 Ford Galaxy 500
2. Aston Martin db 5
3. Ford XR6
4. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
5. Ford Falcon XY GTHO Phase III
6. Ford Falcon XB GT Coupe 1973 (It's the Duck's Guts)
7. 1968 Ford Mustang
8. Tesla Model X
9. Shelby Cobra
10. The Batmobile
11. Peel P50
12. 1958 Edsel Corsair
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1. Steal his hair
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1. Steal his hair
2. dare him to pick up a basket ball with one hand
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13 Ways to Torture Donald Trump

1. Steal his hair
2. dare him to pick up a basket ball with one hand
3. Close down twitter
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1. Steal his hair
2. dare him to pick up a basket ball with one hand
3. Close down twitter
4. Take Away His Money
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1. Steal his hair
2. dare him to pick up a basket ball with one hand
3. Close down twitter
4. Take Away His Money
5. Give constructive criticism, hold him accountable for all the bullshit he talks, and don't just coddle him like he's a massive child.
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1. Steal his hair
2. dare him to pick up a basket ball with one hand
3. Close down twitter
4. Take Away His Money
5. Give constructive criticism, hold him accountable for all the bullshit he talks, and don't just coddle him like he's a massive child.
6.Make Him stay in DC and do some work...
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1. Steal his hair
2. dare him to pick up a basket ball with one hand
3. Close down twitter
4. Take Away His Money
5. Give constructive criticism, hold him accountable for all the bullshit he talks, and don't just coddle him like he's a massive child.
6.Make Him stay in DC and do some work...
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13 Ways to Torture Donald Trump

1. Steal his hair
2. dare him to pick up a basket ball with one hand
3. Close down twitter
4. Take Away His Money
5. Give constructive criticism, hold him accountable for all the bullshit he talks, and don't just coddle him like he's a massive child.
6.Make Him stay in DC and do some work...
7. Force him to file his tax records & all pay outstanding debts.
8. Strip him nude and put him on the Mexican side of the border between Mexico and the U.S. so he will have to swim the Rio Grande river and crawl past the border guards to get back in to the U.S.
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1. Steal his hair
2. dare him to pick up a basket ball with one hand
3. Close down twitter
4. Take Away His Money
5. Give constructive criticism, hold him accountable for all the bullshit he talks, and don't just coddle him like he's a massive child.
6.Make Him stay in DC and do some work...
7. Force him to file his tax records & all pay outstanding debts.
8. Strip him nude and put him on the Mexican side of the border between Mexico and the U.S. so he will have to swim the Rio Grande river and crawl past the border guards to get back in to the U.S.
9. Quiz him on the United States Constitution.
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