Twisted sick jokes that`ll send us ALL to hell. - Page 117

MaxJoker · August 19th, 2017, 03:58 PM

Where do suicide bombers go when they die ? ,

Everywhere.

MaxJoker · August 20th, 2017, 01:28 PM

The Muslim couple next door have sex 24/7 ,

He's 24.

**BondJmsBond** · August 20th, 2017, 06:27 PM

I went to a Muslim party last night - fastest game of hot potato I ever played..it ended up being a blast.

flembo · September 9th, 2017, 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

You sure

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As certainly thank like one

I'm sure. I'm even 25% German,

flembo · September 9th, 2017, 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by @llatse@

I know you've already been told but anyone entering this thread is going to hell.........so when we're all burning together we'll know how it was in Aushwitz in the gas ovens.

I was going to hell anyway. I'm 25% German. So I had nothing to lose.

**AmateurEmale** · September 9th, 2017, 02:45 AM

Q. What's the difference between Rick Santorum and ISIS?

A. ISIS wants to take the world back to the 7th century. Rick Santorum only wants to take us back to the 13th.

**AmateurEmale** · September 9th, 2017, 11:36 PM

This is an observation more than a joke:

The Ku Klux Klan is a LARP group gone wrong. Their titles such as Exalted Cyclops, Grand Dragon, etc. sound like a cross between horror movies and Dungeons & Dragons. Actually, the KKK was D&D before their time! >

Tell me if you like this observation.

**BondJmsBond** · September 10th, 2017, 06:09 AM

ISIS member gets run over by wife he raped for years:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AS9WawilvN0

buggeration · September 10th, 2017, 10:48 AM

They're going to have to rename the Virgin Islands, cos they've been well and truly fucked

**ball7** · September 10th, 2017, 12:17 PM

Irma+Virgin Islands = Virgin oil

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August 20th, 2017, 06:27 PM	#1163
BondJmsBond Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 3,059 Thanks: 28,052 Thanked 27,273 Times in 3,004 Posts	I went to a Muslim party last night - fastest game of hot potato I ever played..it ended up being a blast.

September 9th, 2017, 02:45 AM	#1166
AmateurEmale Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The 513 Posts: 1,825 Thanks: 16,644 Thanked 15,794 Times in 1,755 Posts	Q. What's the difference between Rick Santorum and ISIS? A. ISIS wants to take the world back to the 7th century. Rick Santorum only wants to take us back to the 13th.

September 9th, 2017, 11:36 PM	#1167
AmateurEmale Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The 513 Posts: 1,825 Thanks: 16,644 Thanked 15,794 Times in 1,755 Posts	This is an observation more than a joke: The Ku Klux Klan is a LARP group gone wrong. Their titles such as Exalted Cyclops, Grand Dragon, etc. sound like a cross between horror movies and Dungeons & Dragons. Actually, the KKK was D&D before their time! > Tell me if you like this observation.

September 10th, 2017, 06:09 AM	#1168
BondJmsBond Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 3,059 Thanks: 28,052 Thanked 27,273 Times in 3,004 Posts	ISIS member gets run over by wife he raped for years: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AS9WawilvN0

September 10th, 2017, 12:17 PM	#1170
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,976 Times in 15,730 Posts	Irma+Virgin Islands = Virgin oil