Twisted sick jokes that`ll send us ALL to hell. - Page 111

MaxJoker · February 8th, 2017, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by SanteeFats

In keeping with the thread starter's desire posts are being removed because they are not funny or not twisted/sick. Please keep this in mind when posting here.

Hey dry those glycerine tears and don't be sad Santee

Threads need to be kept on topic. Just kinda weird that the one who made us remember that was the chap who complained about the sickness of the jokes on this thread

Butt that`s the Jewish race for ya.
Always subtle in their sneakiness

**Glen Quagmire** · February 9th, 2017, 06:40 PM

Tommy and Conny were hiking in the woods.
And after a couple of days they decided to go separate ways over the day to get some self-time.
Later in the evening when they were back in the camp Tommy said,
Hey Conny, what an awesome day this has been.
When I had walked about one hour I came to a rail-road and there was a woman tied to the tracks.
So I untied her and fucked her all day.
Conny asked, Did she give you a good blowjob?
Tommy answered, No I couldn't find the head.

**Mister Fide** · February 10th, 2017, 05:32 AM

What does Count Dracula say to young women?
'I will see you again...........next month.'

**rosestone** · February 12th, 2017, 07:43 AM

How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall?

They'll get over it.

MaxJoker · February 13th, 2017, 12:40 PM

Yesterday I accidentally hit a little kid with my car ,
It wasn’t serious,
Nobody saw me.

I suspect my brother in-law has been beating my sister ,
True I've seen no bruises ,
Yet her cooking has really improved lately .

You don’t know anything about pain until you’ve discovered your own baby drowned in a bath,
Plus you definitely don’t know anything about how to wash a baby.

**SanteeFats** · February 13th, 2017, 01:24 PM

What does a homeless woman use for a vibrator?
Two flies in a bottle.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile

fireburning · February 15th, 2017, 10:27 PM

What do you call a Pakistani in a microwave?

Ba-ding!!!

What do you call a Pakistani DIY expert?

Amad Meshed

MaxJoker · February 18th, 2017, 06:10 PM

Got an email from my ex this morning ,
Telling me that she has AIDS ,
Couldn't think how to comfort her,
So wrote back "I know"

Estreeter · March 9th, 2017, 09:43 AM

Women are the same car parking spaces,

Normally all the good ones are taken.

So, every now and then when nobody is looking, you have to stick it in a disabled one.

**SanteeFats** · March 9th, 2017, 01:56 PM

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

February 9th, 2017, 06:40 PM	#1102
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