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May 30th, 2011, 06:56 PM	#1
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,895 Times in 69,067 Posts	Do You Have A Name For Your Penis ? Sorry lovers of the shemale threads this ain`t one of those things Actually this thread isn`t my fault i swear But then you know me , i`m constantly blameless No this bastard son of Satan came about because supposedly guys like to name penises Their own i mean I was told this barely twenty minutes ago by a female source of the female variety Yeah like she`d know I of course being the poster child for the masculine male species stood my firm ground and said what she was claiming was absolute flim flam . That`s right i used the term " Flim flam " . Look if that`s too strong for you you`re better off leaving this thread now as dats da way i play ok Anyway she insists that all men , as in all men name their penises In which case maybe i`s ain`t a male Because i never have Although if i did i might call him Mr Disappointment Either that or Destructor So , er , do any of you steadfast souls have a name for your bravest soldier If so let us all know If not then think of one and do the same Well why not Hey life`s too sort to not make fun of something even sorter , right I jest of course, as it`s well known only members who`s members are large enough to have their own postcode are allowed to join this band of bulging brothers __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.