Post your corny jokes - Page 1349

**fatrat1** · June 22nd, 2018, 06:04 PM

Irishman attends a job interview:

Interviewer: Name please?

Irishman: Seamus O'Shaughnessy.

Interviewer: Can you spell that for me please?

Irishman: Stick your job up your arse.

**fatrat1** · June 22nd, 2018, 11:05 PM

Two Scottish Poofs:

Ben Doon & Phil McCavity

**fatrat1** · June 22nd, 2018, 11:06 PM

Two Irish Poofs:

Patrick Fitzgerald & Gerald Fitzpatrick.

MaxJoker · June 24th, 2018, 02:46 PM

A blind man walks into a bar ,

Then a chair and a table .

**fatrat1** · June 24th, 2018, 05:52 PM

A blind man gets a cheese grater for Christmas, and says that's the best book i've read all year.

**fatrat1** · June 24th, 2018, 05:53 PM

A blind man decides to go parachuting. When asked how will he know he's near the ground. Easy replied the blind man, the lead on my guide dog will slacken.

**fatrat1** · June 24th, 2018, 05:55 PM

Sexy babe having a shower, when there's a knock on her door. Who is it shouted the women. It's the blind man from the village came the reply. Ok, without putting anything on she opens the door naked. The man replies cor nice tits love, which window do you want to put this blind on.

**seany65** · June 24th, 2018, 07:08 PM

Why don't blind people do bungee jumping?

'Cos their dogs are too scared.

**Silklover** · June 24th, 2018, 08:17 PM

"I' m a republican and I´m having a frenzy"

**fatrat1** · June 24th, 2018, 10:06 PM

What's the difference between politicians and a bucket of shit?

A: The Bucket.

June 22nd, 2018, 06:04 PM	#13481
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June 22nd, 2018, 11:05 PM	#13482
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June 22nd, 2018, 11:06 PM	#13483
fatrat1 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 2,708 Thanks: 52,473 Thanked 27,277 Times in 2,641 Posts	Two Irish Poofs: Patrick Fitzgerald & Gerald Fitzpatrick. __________________ My Avatar is To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 24th, 2018, 02:46 PM	#13484
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,564 Times in 69,067 Posts	A blind man walks into a bar , Then a chair and a table . __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 24th, 2018, 05:52 PM	#13485
fatrat1 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 2,708 Thanks: 52,473 Thanked 27,277 Times in 2,641 Posts	A blind man gets a cheese grater for Christmas, and says that's the best book i've read all year. __________________ My Avatar is To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 24th, 2018, 05:53 PM	#13486
fatrat1 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 2,708 Thanks: 52,473 Thanked 27,277 Times in 2,641 Posts	A blind man decides to go parachuting. When asked how will he know he's near the ground. Easy replied the blind man, the lead on my guide dog will slacken. __________________ My Avatar is To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 24th, 2018, 05:55 PM	#13487
fatrat1 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 2,708 Thanks: 52,473 Thanked 27,277 Times in 2,641 Posts	Sexy babe having a shower, when there's a knock on her door. Who is it shouted the women. It's the blind man from the village came the reply. Ok, without putting anything on she opens the door naked. The man replies cor nice tits love, which window do you want to put this blind on. __________________ My Avatar is To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 24th, 2018, 07:08 PM	#13488
seany65 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,651 Thanks: 80,415 Thanked 32,730 Times in 3,527 Posts	Why don't blind people do bungee jumping? 'Cos their dogs are too scared. __________________ <-- That's Emer Kenny and I want to be stuck in her front bottom. Quote from electrofreak : I'd rather have questions that can't be answered, than answers that can't be questioned.

June 24th, 2018, 08:17 PM	#13489
Silklover Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Next to you Posts: 1,253 Thanks: 17,262 Thanked 17,819 Times in 1,241 Posts	"I' m a republican and I´m having a frenzy"

June 24th, 2018, 10:06 PM	#13490
fatrat1 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 2,708 Thanks: 52,473 Thanked 27,277 Times in 2,641 Posts	What's the difference between politicians and a bucket of shit? A: The Bucket. __________________ My Avatar is To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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