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March 11th, 2019, 05:04 PM | #14361 |
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March 12th, 2019, 12:53 AM | #14362 |
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March 13th, 2019, 12:08 PM | #14363 |
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Little Johnny was on a park bench stuffing all of his Halloween candy in his mouth. An old lady came over and said. "Son, don't you know that eating all of that candy will rot your teeth, give you acne, and make you sick?"
"My grandfather lived to be 105 years old!" replied Johnny. "Did he eat five candy bars at a sitting?" the old lady retorted. "No," said Johnny, "But he minded his own fcking business." |
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March 13th, 2019, 01:00 PM | #14364 |
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March 13th, 2019, 03:56 PM | #14365 |
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March 13th, 2019, 03:58 PM | #14366 |
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
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March 13th, 2019, 04:19 PM | #14367 |
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I got a lovely message from the tax people today. They've told me that my tax return is outstanding. I was delighted to learn that but I don't actually recall sending one.
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March 14th, 2019, 05:56 AM | #14369 |
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as a traffic warden's coffin was lowered into the grave, a loud voice yelled out "let me out - i'm still alive".
the pastor moved closer to the coffin and said "it's too f**king late, mate. i've already filled out the paperwork". |
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March 14th, 2019, 11:02 AM | #14370 |
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A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers.
Salesman: "Can I see your dad?" Johnny: "No, he's in the shower." Salesman: "What about your mother? Can I see her?" Johnny: "Nope. She's in the shower, too." Salesman: "Do you think they'll be out soon?" Johnny: "Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead." |
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