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December 9th, 2018, 10:08 PM | #351 |
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December 10th, 2018, 07:55 AM | #352 |
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My first thought, That wasn't grown on Earth, you've been to Mars and proved there is vegetation there
WTF is that , thing
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My grandmother always said: "We are what we eat."
So... be careful. Quote:
That's why some of my ancesters crossed the Channel one century ago. Probably because they wanted to healthy eat... real French salad. |
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December 17th, 2018, 12:50 PM | #354 |
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Guess I'm well balanced then
Of what
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December 26th, 2018, 11:51 PM | #356 |
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Through sheer bloody mindedness I was determined to tell them to stick their turkey up their arse this year. The day before I had bought a saveloy from the fish and chip shop and two pickled onions the size of satsumas to act as vegetables.
A mild headache at lunchtime decided me not to share the dinner and after a spliff, a nap, and some recovery I examined the christmas fare; the fucking turkey was pink in the midddle so I reckon I dodged a bullet. The disgusting thing is the saveloy; I am sure I described it elsewhere on the forum. The worst offal that makes black pudding seem like health food and totally delicious. Last edited by vo1v0d; December 26th, 2018 at 11:52 PM.. Reason: spel |
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December 28th, 2018, 12:47 AM | #357 |
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she made meatballs that we actually used as hockey pucks
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Eggnog!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eggnog I hate it! I can't stand it! I don't want to see it! Don't know why someone decided eggnog is the traditional beverage for the Christmas season running from end of November to beginning of January. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_Season Eggnog is made with: Quote:
You wouldn't combine a bunch of household chemicals and detergents and cleaners together because they will become explosive; so why would you want to combine all those perishable products above to create eggnog and then ingest it? |
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On my second morning in hospital a bloke on his first morning ignored my advice about breakfast and came to utter these words." How can they fuck up cornflakes?"
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