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October 25th, 2018, 03:42 PM	#271
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November 1st, 2018, 10:00 PM	#272
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November 4th, 2018, 03:00 PM	#273
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November 8th, 2018, 09:07 AM	#274
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,287 Thanks: 42,428 Thanked 60,933 Times in 7,503 Posts	A group of a thousand people who claim to have a bad memory will contain 999 liars. I do actually have a bad memory but most of the time I am unaware of it because my memory is so bad.

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November 11th, 2018, 03:53 PM	#275
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November 13th, 2018, 08:35 AM	#276
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November 14th, 2018, 08:20 AM	#277
les1917lie Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 2,405 Thanks: 7,268 Thanked 89,243 Times in 2,405 Posts	To really appreciate wealth, one has to have experienced poverty...

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November 14th, 2018, 08:24 AM	#278
les1917lie Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 2,405 Thanks: 7,268 Thanked 89,243 Times in 2,405 Posts	Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated....

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December 9th, 2018, 03:58 PM	#279
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December 11th, 2018, 12:18 PM	#280
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,287 Thanks: 42,428 Thanked 60,933 Times in 7,503 Posts	If my twenty year old self knew what I know now his character would have been perfect for fucking eberything up, but differently.

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