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December 18th, 2018, 06:26 PM | #18961 |
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What you dread about the holidays--
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December 18th, 2018, 06:28 PM | #18962 |
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What you dread about the holidays--
1. In-laws. 2. Post Christmas sales 3. Noddy Holder, Wizard, Check Out chaos, New Years Eve 4. Humbug 5. Expectations...spending an inordinate amount of time cooking for an ungrateful rabble of self-centred family members. 6. Santa leaving sooty footprints in my lounge 7. My phone message system is getting besieged by charity messages! 8. Clothes as gifts! 9. Toiletries as Gifts-What are They implying ? 10.
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December 18th, 2018, 07:05 PM | #18963 |
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What you dread about the holidays--
1. In-laws. 2. Post Christmas sales 3. Noddy Holder, Wizard, Check Out chaos, New Years Eve 4. Humbug 5. Expectations...spending an inordinate amount of time cooking for an ungrateful rabble of self-centred family members. 6. Santa leaving sooty footprints in my lounge 7. My phone message system is getting besieged by charity messages! 8. Clothes as gifts! 9. Toiletries as Gifts-What are They implying ? 10. Dancer & Prancer taking a dump on my driveway, While the fat man raids my beer fridge 11.
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December 18th, 2018, 08:11 PM | #18964 |
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What you dread about the holidays--
1. In-laws. 2. Post Christmas sales 3. Noddy Holder, Wizard, Check Out chaos, New Years Eve 4. Humbug 5. Expectations...spending an inordinate amount of time cooking for an ungrateful rabble of self-centred family members. 6. Santa leaving sooty footprints in my lounge 7. My phone message system is getting besieged by charity messages! 8. Clothes as gifts! 9. Toiletries as Gifts-What are They implying ? 10. Dancer & Prancer taking a dump on my driveway, While the fat man raids my beer fridge 11. Their coming to an end. 12. |
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December 18th, 2018, 08:29 PM | #18965 |
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What you dread about the holidays--
1. In-laws. 2. Post Christmas sales 3. Noddy Holder, Wizard, Check Out chaos, New Years Eve 4. Humbug 5. Expectations...spending an inordinate amount of time cooking for an ungrateful rabble of self-centred family members. 6. Santa leaving sooty footprints in my lounge 7. My phone message system is getting besieged by charity messages! 8. Clothes as gifts! 9. Toiletries as Gifts-What are They implying ? 10. Dancer & Prancer taking a dump on my driveway, While the fat man raids my beer fridge 11. Their coming to an end. 12. Crowds on the roads, highways, and stores 13.
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December 19th, 2018, 05:16 AM | #18966 |
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What you dread about the holidays--
1. In-laws. 2. Post Christmas sales 3. Noddy Holder, Wizard, Check Out chaos, New Years Eve 4. Humbug 5. Expectations...spending an inordinate amount of time cooking for an ungrateful rabble of self-centred family members. 6. Santa leaving sooty footprints in my lounge 7. My phone message system is getting besieged by charity messages! 8. Clothes as gifts! 9. Toiletries as Gifts-What are They implying ? 10. Dancer & Prancer taking a dump on my driveway, While the fat man raids my beer fridge 11. Their coming to an end. 12. Crowds on the roads, highways, and stores 13. Endless adverts trying to sell me furniture...Sofas - Now Slashed!! Christmas Wishes: 1. A week or so without hearing the word 'Brexit' plus attendant waffling 2. |
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December 19th, 2018, 05:20 AM | #18967 |
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Christmas Wishes:
1. A week or so without hearing the word 'Brexit' plus attendant waffling 2. Napasorn Sudsai + one complete year of vacation 3.
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December 19th, 2018, 07:09 AM | #18968 |
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Christmas Wishes:
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December 19th, 2018, 08:50 AM | #18969 |
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Christmas Wishes:
1. A week or so without hearing the word 'Brexit' plus attendant waffling 2. Napasorn Sudsai + one complete year of vacation 3. Kelly Brook asking Me if I want breast or leg 4. That the PC crowd who try turn Xmas into anything but Xmas don't get a gift of any kind 5.
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December 19th, 2018, 09:16 AM | #18970 |
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Christmas Wishes:
1. A week or so without hearing the word 'Brexit' plus attendant waffling 2. Napasorn Sudsai + one complete year of vacation 3. Kelly Brook asking Me if I want breast or leg 4. That the PC crowd who try turn Xmas into anything but Xmas don't get a gift of any kind 5. Ungrateful children(brats) don't receive what they "expect" to get. Grateful children receive what they "hoped" for. |
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