Post your corny jokes - Page 1412

**ball7** · December 17th, 2018, 01:05 PM

My grandad has early onset dementia.
But we all keep telling him to forget about it.

**vo1v0d** · December 18th, 2018, 10:38 AM

My dog has no nose
How does it smell?
The other half spilled cheap perfme on it so it smells like a whores handbag

**Mal Hombre** · December 19th, 2018, 11:03 PM

I've ordered a selection of German sausages,I'm expecting the Wurst...

**trailmaster** · December 20th, 2018, 12:54 PM

Mogadishu Yogi is visiting north London. During one of his walks, in full costume and beard, he passes a small snack bar called "Benjy's Hot Dogs" and as he wants to try everything, he goes into the shop and says, "Make me one with everything."

Benjy goes to work and soon puts together a loaded hot dog. He hands it to the spiritual master who pays him with a 10 pound note, which Benjy quickly puts into his pocket. "So," asks Mogadishu Yogi, "where's my change?"
Benjy replies, "Change must come from within."

**tun** · December 20th, 2018, 03:28 PM

Madame Cholet had a hysterectomy, and all her furry pals are male, hence the name The Wombless

**ball7** · December 20th, 2018, 07:55 PM

Life is like a box of chocolates.
Sometimes you end up with nuts in your mouth.

**gedly** · December 20th, 2018, 08:18 PM

I've had to end my relationship with a seismologist. She just kept finding faults.

**Sir Honkers** · December 20th, 2018, 09:15 PM

What is a pirate's favourite letter of the alphabet?
If you said R you're wrong. It's the C they love.

~~}[eywood~~ · December 20th, 2018, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loosegoose

What is a pirate's favourite letter of the alphabet?
If you said R you're wrong. It's the C they love.

I actually said I at first

**Staffsyeoman** · December 21st, 2018, 11:44 AM

I asked the boss what he wanted me to do with the ten metre roll of bubble wrap he chucked at me. "Just pop it in the corner" he said. Six bloody hours it took me.....

December 19th, 2018, 11:03 PM	#14113
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December 17th, 2018, 01:05 PM	#14111
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,713 Thanks: 66,359 Thanked 210,214 Times in 15,753 Posts	My grandad has early onset dementia. But we all keep telling him to forget about it.

December 18th, 2018, 10:38 AM	#14112
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,346 Thanks: 42,713 Thanked 61,470 Times in 7,564 Posts	My dog has no nose How does it smell? The other half spilled cheap perfme on it so it smells like a whores handbag

December 20th, 2018, 12:54 PM	#14114
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,934 Thanks: 1,329,476 Thanked 707,638 Times in 60,108 Posts	Mogadishu Yogi is visiting north London. During one of his walks, in full costume and beard, he passes a small snack bar called "Benjy's Hot Dogs" and as he wants to try everything, he goes into the shop and says, "Make me one with everything." Benjy goes to work and soon puts together a loaded hot dog. He hands it to the spiritual master who pays him with a 10 pound note, which Benjy quickly puts into his pocket. "So," asks Mogadishu Yogi, "where's my change?" Benjy replies, "Change must come from within."

December 20th, 2018, 03:28 PM	#14115
tun Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 4,724 Thanks: 14,856 Thanked 165,599 Times in 4,743 Posts	Madame Cholet had a hysterectomy, and all her furry pals are male, hence the name The Wombless

December 20th, 2018, 07:55 PM	#14116
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,713 Thanks: 66,359 Thanked 210,214 Times in 15,753 Posts	Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you end up with nuts in your mouth.

December 20th, 2018, 08:18 PM	#14117
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,236 Thanks: 19,906 Thanked 69,349 Times in 3,173 Posts	I've had to end my relationship with a seismologist. She just kept finding faults.

December 20th, 2018, 09:15 PM	#14118
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,436 Thanks: 287,480 Thanked 387,146 Times in 30,392 Posts	What is a pirate's favourite letter of the alphabet? If you said R you're wrong. It's the C they love.

December 21st, 2018, 11:44 AM	#14120
Staffsyeoman Vintage Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 2,271 Thanks: 34,207 Thanked 26,793 Times in 2,162 Posts	I asked the boss what he wanted me to do with the ten metre roll of bubble wrap he chucked at me. "Just pop it in the corner" he said. Six bloody hours it took me.....