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Old March 25th, 2011, 03:41 AM   #211
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You could park a bike in that!



Yeah, a Harley!
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Old April 2nd, 2011, 09:14 PM   #212
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You can just hear the toilets in the women's bathrooms screaming, "NO!" when they see that coming towards them!
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"I am immortal now so watch out you freaks!"--- Shirley Manson
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Old April 2nd, 2011, 10:25 PM   #213
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i've tried andrex and charmin and if this doesn't clean it I'll have to go to A&E
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" The wedding photographer was gobsmacked when he politely asked shirley and her guests to pose for a few pics"
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Shirley regretted hiring Ben Dover to do Her Wedding Video.
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The gentleman on the right is demonstrating the ancient predictive art of 'Jizzogamy' - the occult science of forecasting the future through the examination of cum rivulets cascading down the cleavage of virgin brides
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Old April 16th, 2011, 03:20 PM   #218
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Who need's confetti when you can have cumfetti.!!
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I said "I wanted you naked UNDER the tree for Christmas!"
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