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November 27th, 2018, 09:14 AM
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You're wearing four inch heels? Great, we can do it standing up in the carpark.
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November 28th, 2018, 10:39 AM
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If the 'black hole' that is in the orbit of planet Zardoz keeps expanding at it's current rate it is likely to block out the Sun. What do you think love? |
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November 29th, 2018, 12:32 AM
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I'm not really in the mood, but since this is the first time in ages you dont have a headache.........
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November 29th, 2018, 10:17 PM
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Yes my darling of course I remember the first day we met ... I was banging your whore sister up the ass and you walked into her bedroom. 
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November 29th, 2018, 11:04 PM
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I think the bed's on fire!
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November 30th, 2018, 11:26 PM
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Hideous By Nature
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If you only had sex when your feet are warm you would still be a virgin.
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December 3rd, 2018, 12:14 AM
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Hideous By Nature
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You fancy trying this jalopena lube?
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December 3rd, 2018, 08:56 AM
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4996 Bloody hell, never thought I'd get drunk going down on a bird, are you an alcoholic and piss alcohol that you drink that much.
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December 3rd, 2018, 08:22 PM
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That's not my ring, it's my watch
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December 3rd, 2018, 11:06 PM
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I'll call the plumber tomorrow; the drains need rodding.
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