Boyhood masturbation experiments

[old alal]

Originally Posted by onehourplus

Glass stirring rods are available from Amazon.com, but you are wise not to insert these (or anything else) into the peehole.

Thanks for that onehourplus, should have thought of that, as Mrs alal says, everything is available on the internet. should I pluck up the courage to try, I'll know where to go first.

[testrange]

Originally Posted by old alal

Thanks for that onehourplus, should have thought of that, as Mrs alal says, everything is available on the internet. should I pluck up the courage to try, I'll know where to go first.

In my misspent youth, I also experimented with sticking things in my cock-mouth. I used plastic stirring rods. Less dangerous? Perhaps. Even did a cocktail umbrella (opened, of course). Be careful!

[old alal]

Originally Posted by onehourplus

Glass stirring rods are available from Amazon.com, but you are wise not to insert these (or anything else) into the peehole.

Originally Posted by testrange

In my misspent youth, I also experimented with sticking things in my cock-mouth. I used plastic stirring rods. Less dangerous? Perhaps. Even did a cocktail umbrella (opened, of course). Be careful!

Did you guys not read my original post. I have no intention of putting anything inside my dangly bit.

As for plastic stirring rods, if they are anything like the ones I use for cocktails, they all have a little burr of two (where they were joined to the mould) I imagine this would be somewhat of an irritant!

I am pleased though that you guys didn't extort the pleasures of insertions, or I might have been tempted

[stiv837]

My dad had a book called "How I became an expert on sex". My best friend and i got hold of this book and read about fucking watermelons. the way you do it is to leave it out in the sun to warm up, then you cut a hole in the rind and fuck it. After we were done we would eat the melon, one time we shared our melon with a couple of neighbor hood girls, they never expected a thing. We also used to use our Mom's and our Ssters underwear to jack off with. Eventualy we started stealing panties off of clothes lines to use. We did this late at night and thankfully were never caught. Looking back after all these years I realize how wrong this was to do.

[sol14]

I was young, I was 18 and visited first time sexshops. Looking for magazins in sex shops. Painful, I had a hard on. So beautiful magazins, some are in here. Was affraid someone discovers. Quickly noticed, others had hard ones. Couples are fondling. Had just to step behind bookfolder, magazin in hand...seconds.. finger in pocket..and it happens.

[Old Jud]

I'm staggered by the level of perversion and depravity expressed in this thread, i really am. I guess it's just another insight in to this depraved and godless society we live in.

But it's not too late to repent and beg for the forgiveness of our saviour, i urge you all to pray for the lords forgiveness.
If there is just an ounce of sincerity in your hearts, then the good lord will bless and forgive you all.

Now i've got that shite out of the way, try this if your up for a laugh.....
When your getting close to the 'vinegar stroke' press you thumb firmly over the old 'japs eye'. When you finally blow your load it will explode all over the feckin place, always good for a laugh.

Alright, maybe i shouldn't have done it at that last funeral i went to......

[SpermShooter]

I once made the mistake of using Vic's Vapor Rub for Vaseline. The result was extremely unpleasant

[mamazboy]

Reading through this thread, I've tried many of these myself (mattress, pillow, etc), but I'd have to say my worst experiment as a young lad was trying to fuck a tube of grease. The type inserted into a grease gun (think vaseline times 10). Great idea at the time I thought, but once inserted, found a totally greasy mess. Took me several days to shower out the slime and smell. I'm sure my step-mom wondered when she washed my undies.

Of course, at the time, I would've fucked anything that moved. And as I visited my relative's farm many a time as a youth, the local livestock kept eerily still when I was around.

But it took my curiosity to discover my true stroking accessory. A mama's boy always assists with the laundry, and I eventually felt the sensuous-ness of women's underthings. It wasn't long before I found the nylon panty as my favorite jerk-off material.

Of course, this ultimately led to a very large, very long, rabbit hole, from which I have yet to emerge.

[onehourplus]

Originally Posted by mamazboy

Of course, at the time, I would've fucked anything that moved. And as I visited my relative's farm many a time as a youth, the local livestock kept eerily still when I was around.

I would inquire further about that strange behavior of the livestock, mamazboy, but I fear it might lead directly to one of those topics on the "Not Allowed" list under VEF Forum Rules (http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/sho...82#post1656882)

[ikeswanson]

I've taken a very warm, sun-ripened cantaloupe, cut a hole in the end, and fucked it. I never tried this as a kid, I actually did it in front of the wife. She got really horny watching me, too. It's not too bad either, if you get the hole sized just right so It's a tight squeeze in.

When I was a kid I would place two pillows together then stuff my cock between them and hump it until I came. I believe I would put some saran wrap on my cock so I didn't cream all over the pillows. I've tried many lubes and lotions as well. The first time I put vaseline on my cock it felt so good I came immediately. That stuff is really hard to get off though.

We used to have a very soft lounge chair in the living room that was just the right height to stick my cock between the cushions and fuck. I wore that thing out.

I use a fleshlight in now and find it to be the best thing in place of the wife. Usually I jerk off with my hand and some lube then just before I come I stuff my cock in the fleshlight and have a very strong orgasm.


Ike