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Old May 24th, 2009, 11:53 AM   #21
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When I was about thirteen I made what I can best describe as a padded sleeve from a thick white bin bag, soft foam padding, and carpet tape. I slipped it between the mattress and base of the foot of my bed, put some butter on my cock and fucked it in a kneeling position.

It felt pretty good, a decent second best to a cunt in hindsight, but I couldn't clean it thouroughly and it very quickly stank.

I had to throw it away and couldn't face the hard work of making another one.

I kept my wanking techniques to nothing more sophisticated than my hand afterwards.
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Is that thing legal?????????
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Yeah it is mate, I used one the other day to take some branches down in the garden
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Yeah it is mate, I used one the other day to take some branches down in the garden
Did the branches get excited?
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Did the branches get excited?


Maybe she would like it.
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Sometimes when shopping I would handpick the sexier ones
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Nah. That would hurt. And it doesn't fit anyway
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I've always wondered what those Fleshlights would be like. They claim to be the closest to the real thing!?
They are the closest and they are awesome!
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