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Old 03-28-2011, 04:45 PM   #1
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Cool Sssssssssssh This Thread Is Top Secret So Only Would Be Forum Agents Need Apply !

First off i hope nobody followed you here , as the existence of this thread is top secret !

Nobody did ?

You sure ?

Ok ok no need to get aggressive

Although by getting so defensive and angry so quickly you have just passed the entrance exam

Well done , and welcome to the intelligence arm of the V.E.F

I`m Director General GreenSkull , newly appointed after the tragic accident which took out the previous command structure.

Personally i blame myself

Mostly as i used to make the sandwiches in the canteen and did wonder whether that ham was off

The Admin saw my side of the story though , and asked if i`d like to volunteer to fill the role.





I agreed thinking i`d make a nice change from filling sandwiches

But then as my History teacher always used to say " Why live in the past " .

This is the dawning of a brand new era of brave members signing up to protect the motherland , signing up to perform their duty !

Of covert espionage , surveillance and intelligence activities to defend the V.E.F realm , plus that side benefit of random killings of rival forum agents

Not to mention the super secret missions .

Although forget i mentioned those are you haven`t got security clearance yet

What you have got though is a selection of field missions that`ll need to be completed , successful completion of these tasks will enable you to rise in the ranks . Who knows you might even eventually be eligible to join the CCC (Command control committee) then set tasks for others to take on. Well if they`ve got the guts of course .

Because that`s what this service is all about

Fearlessness

Or for want of a better word

Insanity


" Missions quite achievable "

1 - Codename = Protecting the public


This is a stealth mission , which if you choose to accept it involves entering the main store of your choice be it Tesco`s / Sainsburys or whatever. Going to where they sell celebrity magazines and turning as many over as you feel you`re able to without being observed . As in turn them so they show the back covers. Because as we all know such rags front covers only harm the ability for our citizens to think.

Now the most i have ever turned in a single assault was nineteen , all bad boys as well . We`re talking OK / Heat / Now and yes ................ Grazia

But then i`m fully committed


Or at least should be



Also i`ll want a field report on the mission

If you choose to accept it

That means i`ll want to know where you went to strike a blow for free thinking , i`ll want to know which publications you turned and most importantly how many you managed

Well managed until the fat lady behind the till started to get suspicious


Mind you if that happens just tell her it looks like she`s lost weight , then slip away as she bathes in the glow of your insincerity


Either way how you make your escape is up to you


But i should probably say that by reading this far you have also passed the persistence part of the exam


Still enough with the praise

Go get out there men , and turn those damn magazines back to front

As only those who complete this set mission and report back to headquarters with their report will be able to award themselves their own Secret Agent Name

Either through a personal pick or through this generator or this one.

Oh and good luck chaps.

Your Forum is counting on you !


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Old 03-28-2011, 05:59 PM   #2
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Nah what would really set you apart from men & boys is to bring all the really hard stuff(well I say hard, not compared to what you find on the Internet these days) to the front of the shelves in your local newsagents so the spotty little herberts from the local school see em as they glance up looking for the latest Match of the Day magazine or Shoot(assuming that still exists) I have an agent name already 'Greenman.' better than the one that second generator came up with Agent 125 Black!! And I do happen to have a mobile phone number that has 007 in it. Do meglomaniac toads count as secret agents? I think they have more fun trying to rule the world-hahahahaha
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Old 03-28-2011, 06:12 PM   #3
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Old 03-28-2011, 06:15 PM   #4
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Very funny GS; because I already turn magazine's upside down (as opposed to back to front)I feel that makes more of a statement; when there is someone on the cover I find offensive: Sarah Palin, Tom Cruise, Glen Beck etc. or in the past George Bush, Dick Cheney etc. Though I only turn the first issue upside down. I have done this regularly for years; just a single magazine mind you; books or magazines in fact.

This mission, though, seems aimed across the pond; what's up with that? Though I would have to stand on my upside down "mark" which I guess would disqualify me from accepting the mission?
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Old 03-28-2011, 07:03 PM   #5
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i find it equally amusing to remove the tape that so many prudish or miserable news shops now put around the sides to stop people perusing said publications before buying them. bet they get real pissed at seeing people managing to peruse when they know they had sealed them already...??!!

even more fun as suggested to slip one copy, of say Mayfair, down a shelf or two in between this weeks OK or other woman's reading fair, then to just stand back and watch some old dear's face as she pulls her mag away to reveal a big pair of boobies looking back at her...!! priceless..!!!
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Old 03-28-2011, 07:25 PM   #6
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"...and welcome to the intelligence arm of VEF..."

'Intelligence'. That's me stuffed then!
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Nah what would really set you apart from men & boys is to bring all the really hard stuff(well I say hard, not compared to what you find on the Internet these days) to the front of the shelves in your local newsagents so the spotty little herberts from the local school see em as they glance up looking for the latest Match of the Day magazine or Shoot(assuming that still exists) I have an agent name already 'Greenman.' better than the one that second generator came up with Agent 125 Black!! And I do happen to have a mobile phone number that has 007 in it. Do meglomaniac toads count as secret agents? I think they have more fun trying to rule the world-hahahahaha


Ah but this first mission is merely a warm up exercise to see if would be agents are up to the challenge of field work

Because it takes a special kind of member who`s willing to act outside the protection of this forum .

Anyway i`d have thought getting a seat on the CCC would be right up your street
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