What If You Lived In Chicago ?

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by trailmaster

Well right now you would not be able to sleep,

Perfect More time to hit the pubs and bars and places of ill repute

[trailmaster]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Perfect More time to hit the pubs and bars and places of ill repute

If you went to those places in my neighborhood you would wind up on a slab in the morgue. I can just hear the forensic pathologist say "Here we have an un-identified white male with no head"!

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by trailmaster

If you went to those places in my neighborhood you would wind up on a slab in the morgue. I can just hear the forensic pathologist say "Here we have an un-identified white male with no head"!

And Least I had fun getting there

[trailmaster]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

And Least I had fun getting there

What fun. As soon as you get in the door some guy says. "Hey who let this white bread in, let's get him" and 20 guys pull out their knives, clubs, and guns. You won't be going to the morgue because there won't be anything left of your body, maybe not even enough for the rats to eat!

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by trailmaster

What fun. As soon as you get in the door some guy says. "Hey who let this white bread in, let's get him"

Exactly what I'm after

Originally Posted by trailmaster

and 20 guys pull out their knives, clubs, and guns.

Originally Posted by trailmaster

You won't be going to the morgue

Exactly There's this thing called Aussie Know How, something they won't expect

[trailmaster]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Exactly what I'm after







Exactly There's this thing called Aussie Know How, something they won't expect

The first thing that will happen as soon as you step through the door will be a big black dude who is 7 feet tall and weighs 400 pounds will grab you and throw you into the street. The next time you come back those dudes will be waiting. Out come the knives, metal jacketed clubs with spikes on them and big sawed-off 50 calibre pump shotguns. When the smoke clears you will be plastered all over the walls. After the dudes are finished scraping you off with spatulas your remains will be put in a special dumpster and driven to rat city(the underground)!

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by trailmaster

The first thing that will happen as soon as you step through the door will be a big black dude who is 7 feet tall and weighs 400 pounds will grab you and throw you into the street.

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Exactly what I'm after

I think we define "fun" differently

[bloke57]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

I think we define "fun" differently

[judy84]

Originally Posted by trailmaster

The first thing that will happen as soon as you step through the door will be a big black dude who is 7 feet tall and weighs 400 pounds will grab you and throw you into the street. The next time you come back those dudes will be waiting. Out come the knives, metal jacketed clubs with spikes on them and big sawed-off 50 calibre pump shotguns. When the smoke clears you will be plastered all over the walls. After the dudes are finished scraping you off with spatulas your remains will be put in a special dumpster and driven to rat city(the underground)!

Chicago is the 3rd safest city in the world, just behind New York

https://www.express.co.uk/travel/art...2018-singapore

[trailmaster]

Originally Posted by judy84

Chicago is the 3rd safest city in the world, just behind New York

https://www.express.co.uk/travel/art...2018-singapore

I don't know how that could be. If anyone were to walk around my neighborhood after dark you'd be dead within an hour.