Random Thoughts - Page 489

**bloke57** · May 16th, 2017, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

Whipping Cream,Do You put it on before or after ?

During - via continual drip feed.

But never on a Sundae.

b119a · May 16th, 2017, 09:48 PM

And they wigged on that.

**rosestone** · May 17th, 2017, 09:36 AM

Trying to have a cogent argument with a woman is akin to coating yourself in butter and attempting to climb a mountain made entirely of glass.

MaxJoker · May 17th, 2017, 11:53 AM

If you could actually catch a falling star and put it in your pocket , wouldn't the second thing it burst into flames be your balls ?.

**Mal Hombre** · May 17th, 2017, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

If you could actually catch a falling star and put it in your pocket , wouldn't the second thing it burst into flames be your balls ?.

"As The Man said Goodness Gracious..."

MaxJoker · May 17th, 2017, 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

"As The Man said Goodness Gracious..."

He`d be saying it in a high pitched David Beckham type Soprano voice too , well if his balls were gone.

**bloke57** · May 17th, 2017, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

If you could actually catch a falling star and put it in your pocket , wouldn't the second thing it burst into flames be your balls ?.

A good point. I am surprised that the Health & Safety Executive have not, as at the present date, done anything to counter the menace of this song.

It is most irresponsible of Mr Como to advocate placing any extra-terrestrial, inter-stellar object in one's clothing as he should well know. The correct response is to leave the object where it is (if it posing no immediate danger to the surrounding area) and alert the appropriate authorities.

I hope that by posting this I have saved fellow members from the agony of scorched gonads. Just doing my duty as a citizen folks.

**Mal Hombre** · May 17th, 2017, 12:21 PM

That's good to Hear..

**footstep** · May 17th, 2017, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

If you could actually catch a falling star and put it in your pocket , wouldn't the second thing it burst into flames be your balls ?.

BBQ balls with full of stars?

**ruffroundedges** · May 17th, 2017, 03:24 PM

Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far

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May 17th, 2017, 09:36 AM	#4883
rosestone Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 2,256 Thanks: 79,772 Thanked 37,954 Times in 2,261 Posts	Trying to have a cogent argument with a woman is akin to coating yourself in butter and attempting to climb a mountain made entirely of glass.