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May 9th, 2017, 05:37 PM

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£2.50 ? I've been paying upwards of a Fiver ! They saw Me coming alright..

Well you do insist on those luxury added extras

Such as them washing under their armpits first , and requiring a non-second hand condom

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June 8th, 2017, 03:18 AM	#22
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June 8th, 2017, 04:46 PM	#23
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,564 Times in 69,067 Posts	Too soon ? __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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June 8th, 2017, 05:12 PM	#24
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June 8th, 2017, 06:15 PM

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Now Father Dick really is Firmus..

Didn't he have an ancestor called Biggus?

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June 9th, 2017, 10:38 AM

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Didn't he have an ancestor called Biggus?

Yes who had a Niece named Throbbous

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July 22nd, 2017, 06:06 PM	#27
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August 4th, 2017, 07:21 AM	#28
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August 10th, 2017, 11:50 AM	#29
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