Weird or amusing album covers - Page 3

MaxJoker · January 14th, 2009, 09:13 AM

Great work Futuro you`re single handedly keeping this loony thread alive, a fact i`m sure you`ll loudly deny but still add to your CV

**Futuro** · January 14th, 2009, 11:11 AM

Thank You GreenSkull, I have always loved weird/bizarre album covers.Cheap Moog and Hammond-records ruined my "career" as a promising noise/hardcore "musician", I realised that all shouting and yelling was pointless because these sugar and honey-covered happy tunes took over on my mind. And today I think It`s only music that can shock teenagers, listening "brutal" death-metal is so safe. C`mon!!! Take risks!!! Live Dangerously!!! Double or nothing!!! Listen Moog-records!!!

As shopping-malls are using classical music these days succesfully as muzak to get rid of noisy,swearing,smoking teenagers hangin`out, getting drunk and causing damage, they could develope tolerance against it. But when you put on some Bert Kaempfert played by some Swedish organ-genius with Hammond that have more colourful switches than in NASA`s command desk, you just watch how they run away with cigarettefilters (used) in their ears.
Har-har!!!
In hell there`s continuous play of happy electric-organ music and unlimited amounts of free Budweiser!

And as we can see from the picture on the right, Hammond-record with missile on the cover was a perfect propaganda against eastern-block during 60`s.
"Eddie Layton at the Hammond Organ". It sounds similar to "Hans Ulrich Rüdel at Stuka JU-87" or "Neil Armstrong at the Apollo 11.....

**Futuro** · January 15th, 2009, 11:52 PM

"C`mon girls, this way in ! Let`s have some group-sex!"

And they are only listening this:

And here are next-door neighbours:

And here`s the janitor, who seems to have good time at party because his voice is louder than others: "I think that I really should check that your bedroom works perfectly."

"Die Schwarze Barbara"!!! It `s just a one smash-hit among 80-100 others, depending of how many "Great Hits"-compilations there is in total!

**Futuro** · January 16th, 2009, 06:14 PM

Just another Moog-lp, add some spacey-artwork and you got prototype of Moog-record!

And here`s TWO records to make your parrot speak:

MaxJoker · January 17th, 2009, 02:27 AM

A few more tasteful album covers ,the kind which make you want to slide em out and toss some tunes on the turn style , then once you`ve heard them toss your lunch up onto the floor and boogie like a wet chinned sum`bitch !

**Leprechaun** · January 17th, 2009, 10:27 AM

**Futuro** · January 17th, 2009, 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

They must be relatives with Tino!!! Maybe they have done some creative stuff together...or maybe they have been 5 years on tour without roadies, that might explain muscles?

When I did my first post into this thread I thought: "No way, I will not post Tino-record! It has been done many times before!" But there he is, looking a bit like Jeff Stryker-imitation from time before Jeff Stryker, now that`s weird!
Yeah, and I still have that Butthole Surfers-album! I used to be a big Dead Kennedys-fan in the 80`s, this was on same label, so I bought it and laughed my ass off when I heard "Shah sleeps in Lee Harvey`s grave", very FUNNY track! And the Dwarves...they were known for very intensive gigs and albums which were only 15-20 minutes long, anyway I never felt ripped off, "Blood, guts & pussy" is still a very good album!

As a finnish guy I have to post this:

No explanations, that`s just weird!

This was posted by Leprechaun:

Maybe marketing-guys on their record-company thought on coke-high that this could be a groundbreaking idea, anti-thesis for MeatLoaf`s megalomanic achievement, or something like that. I would like to hear this record, is it badly played Thrash-metal or some "avantgarde" done with crappy samplers in the middle of two-week boozing-period....with authentic farts, of course!

**mamlassus** · January 17th, 2009, 12:34 PM

Quest for THE MEANING OF LIFE - pope, premier, boxer and two mascots

Guardian of THE ART OF REBELLION

Really VULGAR DISPLAY OF POWER

Clean up your ears

NO PLACE FOR DISGRACE bankers

Madona with baby and cleaning grandmother

**Futuro** · January 20th, 2009, 10:46 AM

"Strangers in the night"!!! Or maybe she`s a man-eater/ she-devil waiting to get horny man/next lunch trapped:

This cover just looks so good! Soundproof? There`s no sounds in space so It`s definitely soundproof. Can`t see much point for record like that, or maybe It`s a cheap John Cage/ Karl-Heinz Stockhausen imitation.

Maybe I was too serious about space, space is fun! I have always loved space-creatures, I would like to be abducted by them:

It would be nice to see HOW those astronauts managed to drink that space-cognac with helmets on , or maybe they are already so drunk that such things doesn`t matter. Rocket is on the background, but It`s old wreck, so who cares!

**Futuro** · January 20th, 2009, 11:15 PM

Beacon-records all-time bestseller, "Scientifically sung by Claudia Wheeler".
"For grown-ups only".

This is just very cool! "Any1 got hires o dis? thx"

This was not on TOP-charts in Japan when released. Because of bonsai-trees.
Or you need a full box of these, and some spare needles. And somekind of hearing protection.
Almost every plant bought this "Music for your plants"-LP.

"Quit net-surfing! Start new, exciting life off-line!" "Buy these electric-organs! Today!"
"Watch the results! Girls freak out! Don`t have to choose one, you can take`em all!"
"Just eight years of training with all pedals" Hammond Mustang!

January 14th, 2009, 09:13 AM	#21
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January 14th, 2009, 11:11 AM	#22
Futuro Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: F1nland Posts: 1,791 Thanks: 12,113 Thanked 36,664 Times in 1,899 Posts	Thank You GreenSkull, I have always loved weird/bizarre album covers.Cheap Moog and Hammond-records ruined my "career" as a promising noise/hardcore "musician", I realised that all shouting and yelling was pointless because these sugar and honey-covered happy tunes took over on my mind. And today I think It`s only music that can shock teenagers, listening "brutal" death-metal is so safe. C`mon!!! Take risks!!! Live Dangerously!!! Double or nothing!!! Listen Moog-records!!! As shopping-malls are using classical music these days succesfully as muzak to get rid of noisy,swearing,smoking teenagers hangin`out, getting drunk and causing damage, they could develope tolerance against it. But when you put on some Bert Kaempfert played by some Swedish organ-genius with Hammond that have more colourful switches than in NASA`s command desk, you just watch how they run away with cigarettefilters (used) in their ears. Har-har!!! In hell there`s continuous play of happy electric-organ music and unlimited amounts of free Budweiser! And as we can see from the picture on the right, Hammond-record with missile on the cover was a perfect propaganda against eastern-block during 60`s. "Eddie Layton at the Hammond Organ". It sounds similar to "Hans Ulrich Rüdel at Stuka JU-87" or "Neil Armstrong at the Apollo 11..... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If any of my links are down, send me PM and direct link to post that needs some reuploading. Last edited by Futuro; January 14th, 2009 at 11:22 AM..

January 15th, 2009, 11:52 PM	#23
Futuro Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: F1nland Posts: 1,791 Thanks: 12,113 Thanked 36,664 Times in 1,899 Posts	"C`mon girls, this way in ! Let`s have some group-sex!" And they are only listening this: And here are next-door neighbours: And here`s the janitor, who seems to have good time at party because his voice is louder than others: "I think that I really should check that your bedroom works perfectly." "Die Schwarze Barbara"!!! It `s just a one smash-hit among 80-100 others, depending of how many "Great Hits"-compilations there is in total! __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If any of my links are down, send me PM and direct link to post that needs some reuploading. Last edited by Futuro; January 15th, 2009 at 11:56 PM..

January 16th, 2009, 06:14 PM	#24
Futuro Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: F1nland Posts: 1,791 Thanks: 12,113 Thanked 36,664 Times in 1,899 Posts	Just another Moog-lp, add some spacey-artwork and you got prototype of Moog-record! And here`s TWO records to make your parrot speak: __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If any of my links are down, send me PM and direct link to post that needs some reuploading.

January 17th, 2009, 02:27 AM	#25
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,559 Times in 69,067 Posts	A few more tasteful album covers ,the kind which make you want to slide em out and toss some tunes on the turn style , then once you`ve heard them toss your lunch up onto the floor and boogie like a wet chinned sum`bitch ! __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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January 17th, 2009, 12:34 PM	#28
mamlassus Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Czech republic Posts: 1,690 Thanks: 25,739 Thanked 52,235 Times in 1,791 Posts	Quest for THE MEANING OF LIFE - pope, premier, boxer and two mascots Guardian of THE ART OF REBELLION Really VULGAR DISPLAY OF POWER Clean up your ears NO PLACE FOR DISGRACE bankers Madona with baby and cleaning grandmother Last edited by mamlassus; December 21st, 2011 at 09:02 PM..

January 20th, 2009, 10:46 AM	#29
Futuro Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: F1nland Posts: 1,791 Thanks: 12,113 Thanked 36,664 Times in 1,899 Posts	"Strangers in the night"!!! Or maybe she`s a man-eater/ she-devil waiting to get horny man/next lunch trapped: This cover just looks so good! Soundproof? There`s no sounds in space so It`s definitely soundproof. Can`t see much point for record like that, or maybe It`s a cheap John Cage/ Karl-Heinz Stockhausen imitation. Maybe I was too serious about space, space is fun! I have always loved space-creatures, I would like to be abducted by them: It would be nice to see HOW those astronauts managed to drink that space-cognac with helmets on , or maybe they are already so drunk that such things doesn`t matter. Rocket is on the background, but It`s old wreck, so who cares! __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If any of my links are down, send me PM and direct link to post that needs some reuploading. Last edited by Futuro; January 20th, 2009 at 11:43 PM.. Reason: Just love editing!

January 20th, 2009, 11:15 PM	#30
Futuro Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: F1nland Posts: 1,791 Thanks: 12,113 Thanked 36,664 Times in 1,899 Posts	Beacon-records all-time bestseller, "Scientifically sung by Claudia Wheeler". "For grown-ups only". This is just very cool! "Any1 got hires o dis? thx" This was not on TOP-charts in Japan when released. Because of bonsai-trees. Or you need a full box of these, and some spare needles. And somekind of hearing protection. Almost every plant bought this "Music for your plants"-LP. "Quit net-surfing! Start new, exciting life off-line!" "Buy these electric-organs! Today!" "Watch the results! Girls freak out! Don`t have to choose one, you can take`em all!" "Just eight years of training with all pedals" Hammond Mustang! __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If any of my links are down, send me PM and direct link to post that needs some reuploading. Last edited by Futuro; January 20th, 2009 at 11:41 PM..

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