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**Hertz** · November 27th, 2016, 10:04 AM

Something is wrong with the lines.

Hertz, take care of it!

Okay sir!

What are you doing with these cables, you will collapse the entire VEF!

Okay Mal

And take off those glasses, you look ridiculous!

And that funny cap too!

**Hertz** · November 27th, 2016, 12:54 PM

Guys, this SPAM lite killing me. Mal call the Pizza Guy!

Okay, If you want.

------DING-DONG-----------

Here`s your Pizza!

This is great, Mal order more, more!

Who will pay for all this? You know we aren`t making big money here!

Don`t look at me, I have an empty pockets.

Pssss, Fix that cables boy!

Mal, order more pizzas!

Solid · November 27th, 2016, 02:01 PM

Loving what you've done with the thread chaps. Carry On VEF Radio :-D

**Hertz** · November 28th, 2016, 02:58 PM

Good evening Everyone! Another boring day comes to an end!

Max, how was your day?

Well, I kicked some guys and I sent them to Hell

Max, stop playing Steven Seagal again!
Wait, a phone...We have one call.

Hello? Shame on you guys, You`re so nasty. Disaster!

Relax Trany...Opss Granny, We will be the good guys

Go watch some cartoons. I suggest you Tommy and Jerry

**footstep** · November 28th, 2016, 04:46 PM

Good morninnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng VEF members!

**teaktop** · November 29th, 2016, 11:40 AM

Downtown VEF is experiencing a busy flow of member traffic through both parts of the city.
All Classic thoroughfares are running smoothly with slight delays due to on going road works and maintenance
All new members entering the Modern Section should avoid Quest for the Pres 2016 thread as a riot has broken out and the authorities are clamping down hard,High risk of penalty points,also avoid parking on gif street and screencap lane as local knowledge is very confusing for all members

Road spill on Drinking Tonight a container of Bud Lite is flooding the area,AVOID at all times .Wank Club well we wont go there
On a lighter note a missing pussy on Model Id has been located in mikesapartment

**wimbo77** · November 29th, 2016, 08:05 PM

And now on Radio V.E.F it's time for Classical hour presented by Trailmaster.

Solid · November 29th, 2016, 08:46 PM

And welcome to this week's episode of Desert Island Discs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gK-byzdp-DQ

Our guest this week is renowned Mod, blonde telecaster with a black scratch plate wielding all around New Jersey Boy, Estreeter.

Hello E. I've just given you the Complete Works of William Shakespeare and a copy of the Bible (other religious works are available) to keep you company on the desert island you find yourself marooned on.

We now need a soundtrack. What's your choice of track or youtube video to help you through the ordeal - and why this song?

**Hertz** · November 29th, 2016, 09:28 PM

Good Evening good people, this is a live stream VEF radio.
Dinner was great, SPAM Lite is a little bored, but It`s our proud sponsor.

Max, we have a call via Skype.

Guys, I have to correct you! Now is the day, here in America, you can`t say Good evening..

Okay Trails, I see you`re calling from Chicago.

Yes Mal, If you see, behind me is a nice view of Chicago, BTW, I was on the long walks, I visited the Chicago opera and I bought some candies for tonigt.
Now I have to go in funny picture countdown thread, it's my turn to post number 2678

Okay, thanks Trails, see ya!

We`right back after a message from our sponsors..

**Gladys Allova** · November 29th, 2016, 10:03 PM

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November 27th, 2016, 12:54 PM	#12
Hertz Lunatic Weirdo Join Date: Feb 2015 Location: At The Border Of Madness Posts: 10,652 Thanks: 165,158 Thanked 201,660 Times in 10,667 Posts	Pizza! Guys, this SPAM lite killing me. Mal call the Pizza Guy! Okay, If you want. ------DING-DONG----------- Here`s your Pizza! This is great, Mal order more, more! Who will pay for all this? You know we aren`t making big money here! Don`t look at me, I have an empty pockets. Pssss, Fix that cables boy! Mal, order more pizzas!

November 27th, 2016, 02:01 PM	#13
Solid Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 200 Thanks: 21,134 Thanked 2,939 Times in 199 Posts	Loving what you've done with the thread chaps. Carry On VEF Radio :-D __________________ Cheese with everything!

November 28th, 2016, 02:58 PM	#14
Hertz Lunatic Weirdo Join Date: Feb 2015 Location: At The Border Of Madness Posts: 10,652 Thanks: 165,158 Thanked 201,660 Times in 10,667 Posts	Agree Soild, press thanks then Good evening Everyone! Another boring day comes to an end! Max, how was your day? Well, I kicked some guys and I sent them to Hell Max, stop playing Steven Seagal again! Wait, a phone...We have one call. Hello? Shame on you guys, You`re so nasty. Disaster! Relax Trany...Opss Granny, We will be the good guys Go watch some cartoons. I suggest you Tommy and Jerry

November 29th, 2016, 11:40 AM	#16
teaktop Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 7,059 Thanks: 54,291 Thanked 117,220 Times in 7,078 Posts	And now for the Traffic report Downtown VEF is experiencing a busy flow of member traffic through both parts of the city. All Classic thoroughfares are running smoothly with slight delays due to on going road works and maintenance All new members entering the Modern Section should avoid Quest for the Pres 2016 thread as a riot has broken out and the authorities are clamping down hard,High risk of penalty points,also avoid parking on gif street and screencap lane as local knowledge is very confusing for all members Road spill on Drinking Tonight a container of Bud Lite is flooding the area,AVOID at all times .Wank Club well we wont go there On a lighter note a missing pussy on Model Id has been located in mikesapartment __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

November 29th, 2016, 08:05 PM	#17
wimbo77 Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 9,115 Thanks: 130,160 Thanked 144,381 Times in 9,160 Posts	And now on Radio V.E.F it's time for Classical hour presented by Trailmaster. __________________

November 27th, 2016, 10:04 AM	#11
Hertz Lunatic Weirdo Join Date: Feb 2015 Location: At The Border Of Madness Posts: 10,652 Thanks: 165,158 Thanked 201,660 Times in 10,667 Posts	Something is wrong with the lines. Hertz, take care of it! Okay sir! What are you doing with these cables, you will collapse the entire VEF! Okay Mal And take off those glasses, you look ridiculous! And that funny cap too!

November 28th, 2016, 04:46 PM	#15
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,765 Times in 7,170 Posts	Good morninnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng VEF members!

November 29th, 2016, 08:46 PM	#18
Solid Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 200 Thanks: 21,134 Thanked 2,939 Times in 199 Posts	And welcome to this week's episode of Desert Island Discs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gK-byzdp-DQ Our guest this week is renowned Mod, blonde telecaster with a black scratch plate wielding all around New Jersey Boy, Estreeter. Hello E. I've just given you the Complete Works of William Shakespeare and a copy of the Bible (other religious works are available) to keep you company on the desert island you find yourself marooned on. We now need a soundtrack. What's your choice of track or youtube video to help you through the ordeal - and why this song? __________________ Cheese with everything! Last edited by Solid; November 29th, 2016 at 09:18 PM..

November 29th, 2016, 09:28 PM	#19
Hertz Lunatic Weirdo Join Date: Feb 2015 Location: At The Border Of Madness Posts: 10,652 Thanks: 165,158 Thanked 201,660 Times in 10,667 Posts	Good Evening good people, this is a live stream VEF radio. Dinner was great, SPAM Lite is a little bored, but It`s our proud sponsor. Max, we have a call via Skype. Guys, I have to correct you! Now is the day, here in America, you can`t say Good evening.. Okay Trails, I see you`re calling from Chicago. Yes Mal, If you see, behind me is a nice view of Chicago, BTW, I was on the long walks, I visited the Chicago opera and I bought some candies for tonigt. Now I have to go in funny picture countdown thread, it's my turn to post number 2678 Okay, thanks Trails, see ya! We`right back after a message from our sponsors..

November 29th, 2016, 10:03 PM	#20
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