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Old February 24th, 2009, 04:31 AM   #61
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New Paris Law goes into Effect



As of Feb 21st All Women of Paris will have their Pussies clean by midday.

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Welcome to the French Board of Obstetrics and Gynecology Web Site

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Now that's an eyeful...
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Old March 4th, 2009, 11:25 AM   #65
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Damn! So that's why it was too dark to take pictures at the top!

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Another failed attempt to dislodge the Big Ben souvenir lost last week.
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Gretta lost another 30 pounds once she removed the "Pentagon" statue from her rectum.
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"Forget our plans to meet at the Eiffel tower restaurant, honey - the place is booked!"
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"Doreen completely misunderstands when told that she should let people see her cop an eye-ful".
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there is a restaurant at the top of the Eiffel tower.....
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