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December 12th, 2018, 08:18 PM | #31 |
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December 12th, 2018, 10:29 PM | #32 |
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Dr. Drake " Note the gills on the sides of the head... as far as we can tell their natural habitat is clearly the water."
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”A bird may love a fish, signore, but where will they live?”
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