Tell A Lie About A Fellow Member - Page 199

**Roubignol** · January 4th, 2018, 03:03 PM

Chuuutttt!!!! Don't repeat.
I've got a secret.
Estreeter is the chairman of the board of directors of the Australian branch of Apple.

He hates that we say that Apple is an unethical enterprise that get more than 200 billions hidden in offshore tax heavens. He thinks that paying 20 AU$ of taxes per year makes him a good leftist.

**palo5** · January 4th, 2018, 03:23 PM

I bet no one knows why Estreeter only wears leotards on the beach -- it's because he has a massive Microsoft Windows logo tattooed on his chest

**ball7** · January 4th, 2018, 03:45 PM

Mal Hombre forced me to remove my last two post due to them containing the words "Trump" and "Penis pump"

**ball7** · January 4th, 2018, 04:13 PM

Two days before Herge's death he had begun storyboarding the latest Tintin adventure titled: "Tintin and the secret order of Brecht"

**jokerman** · January 4th, 2018, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

welderman

Cuddly he may be, but did you know he cuddles Kim Jong-Un furry dolls

Which he also makes.

**Arturo2nd** · January 4th, 2018, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

Brian249x came up with the idea for the "Tickle-Me-Elmo" doll. Unfortunately, he blew all the money he made on it on Beanie Babies.

Freakin' Mattel got that injunction or I would have really cleaned up on the Barbie Blow Job doll. I had just started production on the Ken doll for the gay guys.

**ball7** · January 4th, 2018, 10:41 PM

Hertz and Sandhunter celebrated christmas together this year.
How ever they found it strange talking directly to each other without using a message board. So they wrote down sentences on post it notes and pinned them to Hertz's wife's boobs - it was the only way to make sure they saw the notes.

**sandhunter** · January 4th, 2018, 10:50 PM

Ball7 does a hula dance in front of his mirror while wearing a grass skirt

**Brecht** · January 5th, 2018, 12:15 AM

The Chicago urban myth of Candyman was loosely based on trailmaster.

Estreeter · January 5th, 2018, 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xyzde69

I've got a secret.
Estreeter is the chairman of the board of directors of the Australian branch of Apple.

He hates that we say that Apple is an unethical enterprise that get more than 200 billions hidden in offshore tax heavens.

Correct

He wishes that figure was 1 trillion

Quote:

Originally Posted by palo5

I bet no one knows why Estreeter only wears leotards on the beach -- it's because he has a massive Microsoft Windows logo tattooed on his chest

palo5 and xyzde69 believe it or not are both already even though another 5 weeks away making me Valentines Day cards

shopping for the best chocolates and even making the right and delightful flower arrangements

Can't help themselves as I'm so adorable

January 4th, 2018, 10:41 PM	#1987
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,982 Times in 15,730 Posts	Hertz and Sandhunter celebrated christmas together this year. How ever they found it strange talking directly to each other without using a message board. So they wrote down sentences on post it notes and pinned them to Hertz's wife's boobs - it was the only way to make sure they saw the notes. Last edited by ball7; January 4th, 2018 at 11:02 PM..

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January 4th, 2018, 03:03 PM	#1981
Roubignol Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Mice Planet Posts: 3,882 Thanks: 15,974 Thanked 29,726 Times in 3,826 Posts	Chuuutttt!!!! Don't repeat. I've got a secret. Estreeter is the chairman of the board of directors of the Australian branch of Apple. He hates that we say that Apple is an unethical enterprise that get more than 200 billions hidden in offshore tax heavens. He thinks that paying 20 AU$ of taxes per year makes him a good leftist.

January 4th, 2018, 03:23 PM	#1982
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,658 Times in 16,567 Posts	I bet no one knows why Estreeter only wears leotards on the beach -- it's because he has a massive Microsoft Windows logo tattooed on his chest

January 4th, 2018, 03:45 PM	#1983
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,982 Times in 15,730 Posts	Mal Hombre forced me to remove my last two post due to them containing the words "Trump" and "Penis pump"

January 4th, 2018, 04:13 PM	#1984
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,982 Times in 15,730 Posts	Two days before Herge's death he had begun storyboarding the latest Tintin adventure titled: "Tintin and the secret order of Brecht"

January 4th, 2018, 10:50 PM	#1988
sandhunter Super Draconian Sandhunter Join Date: May 2013 Location: Sonoran Desert Posts: 13,979 Thanks: 208,917 Thanked 261,312 Times in 13,886 Posts	Ball7 does a hula dance in front of his mirror while wearing a grass skirt

January 5th, 2018, 12:15 AM	#1989
Brecht Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,657 Thanks: 180,485 Thanked 188,138 Times in 10,453 Posts	The Chicago urban myth of Candyman was loosely based on trailmaster.