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Old December 28th, 2017, 02:40 PM   #1921
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Palo5 slowly lose his mind.
He's persuaded that otokonomidori is a sort of living Asian spaghetti that thinks and can type messages on a keyboard.

That irritates quite a lot otokonomidori who is not a noodle , but a mutant and very clever biting Scottish midge.
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Old December 29th, 2017, 08:36 AM   #1922
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xyzde69 pays me to not remove his posts
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Old December 29th, 2017, 09:13 AM   #1923
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In fact that's Mal Hombre who dictates to me what I've to write.
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Old December 29th, 2017, 09:27 AM   #1924
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Old December 29th, 2017, 09:54 AM   #1925
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In fact that's Mal Hombre who dictates to me what I've to write.
Problematic Mods eh

I got one

Jake Gittes sent me a PM and told me to go and make love to my own ass here, look

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Hey E, Go and fuck yourself !!!
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Old December 29th, 2017, 01:58 PM   #1926
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Old December 29th, 2017, 02:09 PM   #1927
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Yuuuch. Are there pieces of you know what on the brush?!
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Old December 29th, 2017, 05:35 PM   #1928
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TM is so old & wrinkled, they call him the scrotum impersonator in his hometown
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