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April 17th, 2018, 06:28 PM | #12851 |
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1. No, I'm not seeing anyone else. 2. Of course I noticed your new hair colour 3. It wasn't me who chose the distasteful song at the funeral ('' I'm gonna do the old b****** i swear it. '') 4.
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April 17th, 2018, 06:31 PM | #12852 |
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1. No, I'm not seeing anyone else. 2. Of course I noticed your new hair colour 3. It wasn't me who chose the distasteful song at the funeral ('' I'm gonna do the old b****** I swear it. '') 4. Low cut top ? I can't say I noticed.. 5.
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April 17th, 2018, 06:51 PM | #12853 |
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1. No, I'm not seeing anyone else. 2. Of course I noticed your new hair colour 3. It wasn't me who chose the distasteful song at the funeral ('' I'm gonna do the old b****** I swear it. '') 4. Low cut top ? I can't say I noticed.. 5. Of course I love you for your mind (and won't come in your mouth) 6.
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April 17th, 2018, 07:09 PM | #12854 |
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1. No, I'm not seeing anyone else. 2. Of course I noticed your new hair colour 3. It wasn't me who chose the distasteful song at the funeral ('' I'm gonna do the old b****** I swear it. '') 4. Low cut top ? I can't say I noticed.. 5. Of course I love you for your mind (and won't come in your mouth) 6. It was like that when I got here 7. |
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1. No, I'm not seeing anyone else. 2. Of course I noticed your new hair colour 3. It wasn't me who chose the distasteful song at the funeral ('' I'm gonna do the old b****** I swear it. '') 4. Low cut top ? I can't say I noticed.. 5. Of course I love you for your mind (and won't come in your mouth) 6. It was like that when I got here 7. I swear I won't tell the others about what you just told me. Your secret is well kept with me. 8.
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April 17th, 2018, 08:29 PM | #12856 |
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1. No, I'm not seeing anyone else. 2. Of course I noticed your new hair colour 3. It wasn't me who chose the distasteful song at the funeral ('' I'm gonna do the old b****** I swear it. '') 4. Low cut top ? I can't say I noticed.. 5. Of course I love you for your mind (and won't come in your mouth) 6. It was like that when I got here 7. I swear I won't tell the others about what you just told me. Your secret is well kept with me. 8. No, that dress does not make you look... 9. |
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April 17th, 2018, 10:19 PM | #12857 |
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1. No, I'm not seeing anyone else. 2. Of course I noticed your new hair colour 3. It wasn't me who chose the distasteful song at the funeral ('' I'm gonna do the old b****** I swear it. '') 4. Low cut top ? I can't say I noticed.. 5. Of course I love you for your mind (and won't come in your mouth) 6. It was like that when I got here 7. I swear I won't tell the others about what you just told me. Your secret is well kept with me. 8. No, that dress does not make you look... 9. Novichok that's so cold war, we would never use that 10. |
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April 17th, 2018, 10:25 PM | #12858 |
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1. No, I'm not seeing anyone else. 2. Of course I noticed your new hair colour 3. It wasn't me who chose the distasteful song at the funeral ('' I'm gonna do the old b****** I swear it. '') 4. Low cut top ? I can't say I noticed.. 5. Of course I love you for your mind (and won't come in your mouth) 6. It was like that when I got here 7. I swear I won't tell the others about what you just told me. Your secret is well kept with me. 8. No, that dress does not make you look... 9. Novichok that's so cold war, we would never use that 10. I'm fine, OK etc. (99 problems actually) 11. |
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April 17th, 2018, 11:15 PM | #12860 |
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1. No, I'm not seeing anyone else. 2. Of course I noticed your new hair colour 3. It wasn't me who chose the distasteful song at the funeral ('' I'm gonna do the old b****** I swear it. '') 4. Low cut top ? I can't say I noticed.. 5. Of course I love you for your mind (and won't come in your mouth) 6. It was like that when I got here 7. I swear I won't tell the others about what you just told me. Your secret is well kept with me. 8. No, that dress does not make you look... 9. Novichok that's so cold war, we would never use that 10. I'm fine, OK etc. (99 problems actually) 11. Honey, of course I would love to go see Barry Manilow, but I've got a business meeting that night. 12. My son's dog ate his homework! 13. |
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