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Old April 17th, 2018, 06:28 PM   #12851
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Old April 17th, 2018, 06:31 PM   #12852
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2. Of course I noticed your new hair colour
3. It wasn't me who chose the distasteful song at the funeral ('' I'm gonna do the old b****** I swear it. '')
4. Low cut top ? I can't say I noticed..
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Old April 17th, 2018, 06:51 PM   #12853
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4. Low cut top ? I can't say I noticed..
5. Of course I love you for your mind (and won't come in your mouth)
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Old April 17th, 2018, 07:09 PM   #12854
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4. Low cut top ? I can't say I noticed..
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4. Low cut top ? I can't say I noticed..
5. Of course I love you for your mind (and won't come in your mouth)
6. It was like that when I got here
7. I swear I won't tell the others about what you just told me. Your secret is well kept with me.
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4. Low cut top ? I can't say I noticed..
5. Of course I love you for your mind (and won't come in your mouth)
6. It was like that when I got here
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Old April 17th, 2018, 10:19 PM   #12857
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3. It wasn't me who chose the distasteful song at the funeral ('' I'm gonna do the old b****** I swear it. '')
4. Low cut top ? I can't say I noticed..
5. Of course I love you for your mind (and won't come in your mouth)
6. It was like that when I got here
7. I swear I won't tell the others about what you just told me. Your secret is well kept with me.
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4. Low cut top ? I can't say I noticed..
5. Of course I love you for your mind (and won't come in your mouth)
6. It was like that when I got here
7. I swear I won't tell the others about what you just told me. Your secret is well kept with me.
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2. Of course I noticed your new hair colour
3. It wasn't me who chose the distasteful song at the funeral ('' I'm gonna do the old b****** I swear it. '')
4. Low cut top ? I can't say I noticed..
5. Of course I love you for your mind (and won't come in your mouth)
6. It was like that when I got here
7. I swear I won't tell the others about what you just told me. Your secret is well kept with me.
8. No, that dress does not make you look...
9. Novichok that's so cold war, we would never use that
10. I'm fine, OK etc. (99 problems actually)
11. Honey, of course I would love to go see Barry Manilow, but I've got a business meeting that night.
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3. It wasn't me who chose the distasteful song at the funeral ('' I'm gonna do the old b****** I swear it. '')
4. Low cut top ? I can't say I noticed..
5. Of course I love you for your mind (and won't come in your mouth)
6. It was like that when I got here
7. I swear I won't tell the others about what you just told me. Your secret is well kept with me.
8. No, that dress does not make you look...
9. Novichok that's so cold war, we would never use that
10. I'm fine, OK etc. (99 problems actually)
11. Honey, of course I would love to go see Barry Manilow, but I've got a business meeting that night.
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