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April 17th, 2018, 12:18 PM
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Hello! I'm Marvin, the Blue Whale. I'm the bigggest animal that ever lived. When that damn asteroid struck the Earth 63,000,000 years ago and killed all the dinosaurs I survived. No other critter on this planet is as big as me, thus I win.  |
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April 17th, 2018, 03:17 PM
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Nice day today. Think I'll go fishing...
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April 17th, 2018, 03:23 PM
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 I was about the first living organism on earth and versions of me are still around today. I will probably still be here long after you have become extinct. Sorry old chap, but I was here first and I will see you out...so I win.  |
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April 17th, 2018, 03:29 PM
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April 17th, 2018, 04:02 PM
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April 17th, 2018, 04:06 PM
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April 17th, 2018, 11:31 PM
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To win I will go all out, #1 The Sandhunter
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April 18th, 2018, 12:06 PM
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This is Hyperion the world's tallest tree. It's location is a secret, so evil people won't try to cut it down. The ultimate last post!    |
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April 18th, 2018, 01:29 PM
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April 19th, 2018, 12:51 PM
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