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Old 05-22-2018, 04:07 PM   #13851
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Best Singing Birds

1. Nightingale
2. Skylark.."Hail Blithe Spirit,Bird Thou never wert"
3. The Black Crowes
4. Mockingbird
5. Canary
6. House Sparrow
7. Blackbird
8. American Robin
9. Wren - little bird, big song
10. Cardinal
11. Kylie ... come on you were all thinking it
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Best Singing Birds

1. Nightingale
2. Skylark.."Hail Blithe Spirit,Bird Thou never wert"
3. The Black Crowes
4. Mockingbird
5. Canary
6. House Sparrow
7. Blackbird
8. American Robin
9. Wren - little bird, big song
10. Cardinal
11. Kylie ... come on you were all thinking it
12. Marsh Warbler
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Old 05-23-2018, 10:30 AM   #13853
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1. Nightingale
2. Skylark.."Hail Blithe Spirit,Bird Thou never wert"
3. The Black Crowes
4. Mockingbird
5. Canary
6. House Sparrow
7. Blackbird
8. American Robin
9. Wren - little bird, big song
10. Cardinal
11. Kylie ... come on you were all thinking it
12. Marsh Warbler
13. Kookaburra

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1. I was better off pulling myself than having you as a son (Mates Dad to my Mate)
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Old 05-23-2018, 10:39 AM   #13854
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2. “If you gave [Jerry] Falwell an enema he could be buried in a matchbox.” Christopher Hitchens
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2. “If you gave [Jerry] Falwell an enema he could be buried in a matchbox.” Christopher Hitchens
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