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March 15th, 2012, 09:21 AM
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post your corny pickup lines
i'm guessing it hasn't been done cause there probably isn't anyone as corny as me on this board
 i'll start... do you work at subway? ...no, why? cause you just gave me a foot-long!!!! ....i actually tried that one due to a friend's dare...and let me just say omfg, i've never gotten such an awkward look back before...compete silence...crickets.......it was quite embarrassing, yet hysterical...  anyyway, whos got them corny pickup lines? do share.... Last edited by iph0neguru; March 15th, 2012 at 11:05 AM.. |
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March 15th, 2012, 01:28 PM
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I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
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March 15th, 2012, 02:47 PM
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"Is your name Gillette ? You're the best a man can get." "The word of the day is Legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word"
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March 15th, 2012, 08:44 PM
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this actually worked, many years ago. at a party & a glum looking girl at the top of the stairs, wearing a very short skirt. a simple "nice view" as i stared at her knickers...... what passion... what foolishness
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March 24th, 2012, 05:03 AM
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If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?
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March 24th, 2012, 05:48 AM
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Hi.
Can I buy you a drink? Do you want to go back to my place and have sex? (sorry, I got nothing) Pickup lines never work. |
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March 27th, 2012, 07:15 AM
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This face leaves town in 5 minutes. Be on it!
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March 27th, 2012, 10:35 AM
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I may not be Fred Flintstone but I bet could make your bed rock.
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March 28th, 2012, 06:07 PM
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Worst line ever....."You remind me of a spanner"....."Why?"....."Every time I see you my nuts tighten"
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April 28th, 2012, 08:42 PM
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