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Old December 15th, 2010, 02:44 PM   #1
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Old December 15th, 2010, 03:33 PM   #2
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ill buy you some shoes for christmas, skullino, what do you think?


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Old December 15th, 2010, 03:50 PM   #3
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I think , i know i`ve got a broad foot but that`s ridiculous

What are they anyway

Fashion wear for snorkeling Trannies

Oh great now i`ve got wet Trannies on my mind , talk about the mental picture that keeps on heaving
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Old December 15th, 2010, 04:52 PM   #4
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ill buy you some shoes for christmas, skullino, what do you think?


At least come The Day of the Frog People we will all have something to wear. It's a shame they don't have your colour though Skullster.

Yuk! It's not exactly attracting the Beautiful People though.




This is what happens when dentists get into the footwear industry:



These legs remind me of the pylons on the Grey St Bridge. The guy that designed the red one doesn't seem to have the concept worked out yet.



This is more the Skullster style.



I can relate to these. In fact, I've got the resources to go into mass production.

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Old December 17th, 2010, 01:42 PM   #5
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Your Wife says She'd like to try something new........

Just Say No!!!!!!!!
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[COLOR=#48007F !important]This professional failure asks you to take him seriously !



This walking abortion requests you don`t kick him to death !



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This walking abortion requests you don`t kick him to death !



This bandit offers to share a lift with you up to the 69th floor !



Noooooooooooooo
Max it would help us 'Merican's and others if these people(?) were identified.
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Max it would help us 'Merican's and others if these people(?) were identified.
That post is three years old , so I doubt if he remembers who they are
I`m sure Max has to put his name in his clothes just so he knows who you are
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That post is three years old , so I doubt if he remembers who they are
I`m sure Max has to put his name in his clothes just so he knows who you are

Yes but Max is a SM. He is either into Sadomasochism or a super Mod. Probably both. He will remember or be punished.
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