X Thousand Things We Learned From Watching Porn - Page 43

**CARLTON BROWN** · October 15th, 2017, 11:02 PM

498. As Tushy videos often demonstrate, very wealthy, older men living in superb penthouses, who are not especially attractive, but have big cocks can expect pretty young women they have no history with, to submit to a spanking and prolonged anal sex.

**old alal** · October 16th, 2017, 12:24 PM

499. If you are a film producer, you can demand to see a starlet naked even if the part doesn't require it, and if you are really persistent, you can have sex with her.

Oh actually that might not be from porn......

**steamjon** · October 16th, 2017, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by old alal

499. If you are a film producer, you can demand to see a starlet naked even if the part doesn't require it, and if you are really persistent, you can have sex with her.

Oh actually that might not be from porn......

500. That will be a porn movie

Swinging with the Weensteins

**HugoHackenbush** · October 18th, 2017, 03:11 PM

501. When your new home cleaning service arrives, the team of three women will all be attractive blondes.

502. Their "cleaning attire" will consist of a short crop-top t-shirt with no bra underneath, and tight hi-rise athletic shorts with no panties underneath.

503. They will be happy to have sex with you at no additional charge.

**palo5** · October 19th, 2017, 12:14 AM

504. Secretaries all have enhanced breasts, and give anal sex to any visitor. They give no sign of doing secretarial work for a living

**tygrkhat40** · October 19th, 2017, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by palo5

504. Secretaries all have enhanced breasts, and give anal sex to any visitor. They give no sign of doing secretarial work for a living

She's the perfect secretary, she deep throats, swallows, does anal, and, as a bonus, she types 60 words a minute!

505. Every guy has a friend with a hot mom, who will either seduce the guy or allow herself to be seduced by the guy.

**CARLTON BROWN** · October 19th, 2017, 03:58 PM

506. A well known American film producer is probably going to have at least one video made about his history of casting couch adventures. My bets are on Ron Jeremy for the lead as they are both about the same age.

banquomerc · October 19th, 2017, 04:58 PM

If you have just a medium size kitchen island or a short-backed couch, it is clearly possible to have sex in any position while another person simply attends to kitchen tasks or watches tv near that island or couch. Later, they are shocked to find what happened, of course, seconds after the finish as the female simply blushes.

**HugoHackenbush** · October 19th, 2017, 05:52 PM

508. Door to door dildo salesman is an actual career.

**bawjaws** · October 20th, 2017, 03:17 PM

509 no couple ever argues about who is going have to sleep on the damp patch side of the bed

October 16th, 2017, 12:24 PM	#422
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HugoHackenbush Veteran Marxist Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wherever it's warm Posts: 14,150 Thanks: 206,062 Thanked 337,186 Times in 14,203 Posts	501. When your new home cleaning service arrives, the team of three women will all be attractive blondes. 502. Their "cleaning attire" will consist of a short crop-top t-shirt with no bra underneath, and tight hi-rise athletic shorts with no panties underneath. 503. They will be happy to have sex with you at no additional charge. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Just give me your body - I'll give you my brain - it's a fair exchange

October 19th, 2017, 05:52 PM	#429
HugoHackenbush Veteran Marxist Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wherever it's warm Posts: 14,150 Thanks: 206,062 Thanked 337,186 Times in 14,203 Posts	508. Door to door dildo salesman is an actual career. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Just give me your body - I'll give you my brain - it's a fair exchange

October 15th, 2017, 11:02 PM	#421
CARLTON BROWN Grand Vizier Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Ruraltania Posts: 3,224 Thanks: 35,718 Thanked 35,655 Times in 3,216 Posts	498. As Tushy videos often demonstrate, very wealthy, older men living in superb penthouses, who are not especially attractive, but have big cocks can expect pretty young women they have no history with, to submit to a spanking and prolonged anal sex.

October 19th, 2017, 12:14 AM	#425
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,661 Times in 16,567 Posts	504. Secretaries all have enhanced breasts, and give anal sex to any visitor. They give no sign of doing secretarial work for a living

October 19th, 2017, 03:58 PM	#427
CARLTON BROWN Grand Vizier Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Ruraltania Posts: 3,224 Thanks: 35,718 Thanked 35,655 Times in 3,216 Posts	506. A well known American film producer is probably going to have at least one video made about his history of casting couch adventures. My bets are on Ron Jeremy for the lead as they are both about the same age.

October 19th, 2017, 04:58 PM	#428
banquomerc Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 439 Thanks: 12,924 Thanked 3,000 Times in 408 Posts	If you have just a medium size kitchen island or a short-backed couch, it is clearly possible to have sex in any position while another person simply attends to kitchen tasks or watches tv near that island or couch. Later, they are shocked to find what happened, of course, seconds after the finish as the female simply blushes.

October 20th, 2017, 03:17 PM	#430
bawjaws Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 974 Thanks: 13,837 Thanked 12,983 Times in 960 Posts	509 no couple ever argues about who is going have to sleep on the damp patch side of the bed