Quotations, Fav Movie Lines, and so on and so forth etc

[Decadence]

"There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again."

"Participating in a gun buy-back program because you think that criminals have too many guns is like having yourself castrated because you think your neighbors have too many kids."

"I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it."

"Maybe I`m getting to the age when I`m starting to be senile or nostalgic or both, but people are so angry now. You used to be able to disagree with people and still be friends. Now you hear these talk shows, and everyone who believes differently from you is a moron and an idiot - both on the Right and the Left."

"One day we will look back and realize that the Obama presidency was the biggest fraud ever perpetrated on the American people."

"Extremism is so easy. You've got your position, and that's it. It doesn't take much thought. And when you go far enough to the right you meet the same idiots coming around from the left."

"The guys who won World War II and that whole generation have disappeared, and now we have a bunch of teenage twits."

"I tried being reasonable, I didn't like it."

"I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a man is, the more likely he is to have extreme prejudice."

"They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning."

"Michael Moore and I actually have a lot in common. We both appreciate living in a country where there's free expression. But Michael, if you ever show up at my front door with a camera, I'll kill you. I mean it."

"My old drama coach used to say, 'Don't just do something, stand there.' Gary Cooper wasn't afraid to do nothing."

"Plagiarism is always the biggest thing in Hollywood."

"This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some country."

"It's always fun to talk about jazz."

"We are like boxers, one never knows how much longer one has"

"I'm anti the-pussy-generation. Not to be confused with pussy."

"I'm so glad for the dozens of times I haven't listened along the way."

[wimbo77]

The Twelve Tasks of Asterix

Caius Tiddlus '' It is cold. The plain of departed spirits. Well goodnight, if that's the right expression. ''

[Devius]

Man and woman, boy and girl, the survivors prepared to defend their homeland, to drive the invaders back into the sea with wooden rifles, bows and arrows, bamboo spears. But the end, when it came, was to be from the sky - irresistible, unimaginable.....mushroom-shaped.



The narrator (Laurence Olivier) describing how the Japanese populace prepared for the expected US invasion of their mainland...
"The World at War" Episode 22 - Japan: 1941-1945
(TV Episode 1974)

[tybalt50]

"We are healthy, only to the extent that our ideas are humane."
Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

"I don't know why women complain so much. They have half the money and all the pussy."
Gary Busey in "DC Cab."

[Eric Cartman]

[Decadence]

1924-2004

"The four pillars of wisdom that support journalistic endeavors are: lies, stupidity, money-grubbing, and ethical irresponsibility."

"Never surrender to the momentum of mediocrity."

"All I want to be is normally insane."

"Never confuse the size of your paycheck with the size of your talent."

"The more sensitive you are, the more certain you are to be brutalized, develop scabs, never evolve. Never allow yourself to feel anything, because you always feel to much."

"If we are not our brother's keeper, at least let us not be his executioner."

"Acting is the expression of a neurotic impulse. It's a bum's life. Quitting acting, that's the sign of maturity."

"The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis."

"We make up any excuse to preserve myths about people we love, but the reverse is also true; if we dislike an individual we adamantly resist changing our opinion, even when somebody offers proof of his decency, because it's vital to have myths about both the gods and devils in our lives."

"With women, I've got a long bamboo pole with a leather loop on the end. I slip the loop around their necks so they can't get away or come too close. Like catching snakes."

"Like a large number of men, I, too, have had homosexual experiences and I am not ashamed. But if there is someone who is convinced that Jack Nicholson and I are lovers, may they continue to do so. I find it amusing."

"I only mean forty per cent of what I say."

"Most of the successful people in Hollywood are failures as human beings."

"I don't think I was constructed to be monogamous. I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed into as many females as possible."

[Baranovich]

"People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wiggly-wobbly, timey-wimey kind of...stuff!"

Doctor Who, 2007

[Decadence]

1899-1980

"The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesn't say."

"There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it."

"There is something more important than logic: imagination"

"I have a feeling that inside you somewhere,there's somebody nobody knows about."

"If I won't be myself, who will?"

"Suspense is like a woman. The more left to the imagination, the more the excitement."

"Man does not live by murder alone. He needs affection, approval, encouragement and, occasionally, a hearty meal."

"Film your murders like love scenes, and film your love scenes like murders."

"Always make the audience suffer as much as possible."

"Reality is something that none of us can stand, at any time."

"Everything's perverted in a different way."

"Drama is real life with all the boring parts cut out."

"Revenge is sweet and not fattening."

[Decadence]

1899-1947

"Hell must be a pretty swell spot, because the guys that invented religion have sure been trying hard to keep everybody else out."

"I'm a kind person, I'm kind to everyone, but if you are unkind to me, then kindness is not what you'll remember me for."

"Be careful who you call your friends. I’d rather have four quarters than one hundred pennies."

"A smile can get you far, but a smile with a gun can get you further."

"I would rather be rich affluent and greedy and go to hell when I die, than live in poverty on this earth."

"Every time a boy falls off a tricycle, every time a black cat has gray kittens, every time someone stubs a toe, every time there's a murder or a fire or the marines land in Nicaragua, the police and the newspapers holler 'get Capone.'"

"When I sell liquor, it's bootlegging. When my patrons serve it on a silver tray on Lakeshore Drive, it's hospitality."

"Bolshevism is knocking at our gates, we can't afford to let it in...We must keep America whole and safe and unspoiled. We must keep the worker away from red literature and red ruses; we must see that his mind remains healthy."

"I've been accused of every death except the casualty list of the World War."

"Don't you get the idea I'm one of those goddam radicals. Don't get the idea I'm knocking the American system."

"All I ever did was supply a demand that was pretty popular."

"They've hung everything on me except the Chicago fire."

"I have spent the best years of my life giving people the lighter pleasures, helping them have a good time, and all I get is abuse, the existence of a hunted man."

[DTravel]

Jackie Jennings on Syfy channel's Wire Blast talking about the Disney/Fox merger: "Or as I like to call it, Phase 12 of Mickey's plan to devour the known universe."

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