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Some of my favorite Norm-isms from "Cheers". Sam: How's life treating you, Norm? Norm: Like it found me in bed with his wife. Sam: How's it going, Norm? Norm: It's a dog eat dog world out there Sammy, and I'm wearing milkbone underwear. Sam: How's life treating you, Norm? Norm: Like a baby treats a diaper, Sammy.
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Clever and very barbed comment from Margot Asquith, wife of the former Prime Minister.
When the actress Jean Harlow kept pronouncing the 't' at the end of her first name, Margot announced in a loud voice "The 't' is silent ... as in 'Harlow'!" Ouch! |
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Neil the wife really lets me know what she thinks Host is she a nagger? Neil No she's an american white girl |
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... and in deference to the recent cricket (as not played by England!) ... a few "sledges" ...
Rodney Marsh welcoming Ian Botham to the wicket: "So how's your wife and my kids?" Shane Warne to Daryll Cullinan: "I've been waiting two years for another chance to humiliate you!" Cullinan: "Looks like you spent it eating!" Javed Miandad to Merv Hughes: "You're just a fat bus conductor!" Merv (having dismissed Javed): "Tickets please!" Shaun Pollock to Ricky Ponting (after Ponting had played and missed at several balls): "It's red, round and weighs about five ounces!" Ponting to Pollock (having smashed the next ball out of the ground): "You know what it looks like. Now go find it!" Glenn McGrath to Eddo Brandes: "How come you're so fat?" Brandes: "Because every time I f*ck your wife she gives me a biscuit!" |
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