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Old 06-13-2018, 07:40 PM   #13681
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Seven per cent of men prefer a woman's right leg and three per cent the left leg.
The rest prefer something between the two.
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There's nothing new about unoriginality.
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Old 06-14-2018, 11:59 AM   #13683
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For those interested!!!

A friend of mine has bought tickets to see England play in Russia.
He just was reminded that he's getting married to Sandra the same day.

So, Sandra is a lovely girl with a sunny disposition and a great body.
Wedding venue, dress, flowers, everything is paid for.
If anybody is interested, send me a pm.
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Old 06-15-2018, 05:21 AM   #13684
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Where's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator?
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Old 06-15-2018, 03:39 PM   #13685
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BAD AIR!
20 FACTS ABOUT OUR AIRLINES!

20: A real man lands where he wants to.

19: Fly Bad Air and enjoy a free two-week hospital stay on us.

18: That guy who crashed into the White House was one of our best pilots.

17: Some airlines are content to fly thousands of feet over landmarks. We try to get as close as possible for the best view.

16: Bring a bathing suit.

15: Terrorist are afraid to fly with us.

14: We may be landing on your street.

13: Our pilots are all terminally ill and have nothing to lose.

12: Which will fall faster, our stock price or our planes?

11: If you think it's so easy, get your own plane!

10: The kids will love our inflatable slides.

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5: Ask about our out-of-court settlements.

4: On flights, every section is a smoking section.

3: Join our frequent near-miss program.

2: We're Amtrak with wings.

1: Bad Air: When you just can't wait for the world to come to you.
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Old 06-15-2018, 05:38 PM   #13686
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I think Traily has a problem with the inbred cat thing.
Can't understand why, this website is full of pussy.
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Old 06-15-2018, 06:28 PM   #13687
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My wife has told me she's getting botox injections. That'll take the smile off her face.
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My wife ran off with the milkman the other day, really pissed me off as he forgot to deliver the milk.
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Take my wife
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Take my wife
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