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Old 11-25-2017, 12:32 AM   #13191
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Man: Are you a phillips or flathead?
Woman: Uh, I don't know. Why?
Man: I'm just trying to work out how to screw you.
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Old 11-26-2017, 09:35 PM   #13192
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So my wife said to me, "Why have you just bought Lego and Bob the Builder?". "Well," I said, "you said you liked the idea of us trying some toys".
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Old 11-27-2017, 07:15 AM   #13193
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Be nice to a masochist.
Hit him!

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Old 11-27-2017, 07:16 AM   #13194
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And God said to Moses:
"That's the 25 commandments - Now can you remember all of them?"
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When I meet a beautiful woman, her intelligence is everything.

Because if she doesn't have that......she's mine.
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And God said to Moses:
"That's the 25 commandments - Now can you remember all of them?"
Moses: "Too long to read."
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Old 11-28-2017, 09:23 AM   #13197
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It took Paul two days to map his family tree

It took Cletus two hours to map his family tree, mainly due to Cletus only having to bother with his fathers/mothers side
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My Mate went out with a dwarf,When it came to sex,She had to jump to it..
I knew a dwarf who had sex with a tall woman. His mates put him up to it.
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Old 11-28-2017, 09:50 AM   #13199
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Moses: "Too long to read."
tl;dr
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His mates put him up to it.
All 6 of them?
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