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Old 06-25-2017, 02:18 AM   #12691
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Come on. You've done this tons of times. Surely you can tell by now?
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Old 06-25-2017, 07:25 AM   #12692
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Old 06-25-2017, 08:35 AM   #12693
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Don't spell "part" backwards.

It's a "trap".
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Old 06-25-2017, 09:15 AM   #12694
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Old 06-25-2017, 11:56 AM   #12695
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Beyonce has found out that the late Roy Castle is her real father,,In a statement she said,,,"I will Not take on his Surname",,,
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Old 06-25-2017, 12:07 PM   #12696
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Beyonce has found out that the late Roy Castle is her real father,,In a statement she said,,,"I will Not take on his Surname",,,
Not with those shoes!


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Old 06-25-2017, 01:57 PM   #12697
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Beyonce has found out that the late Roy Castle is her real father,,In a statement she said,,,"I will Not take on his Surname",,,
Well. There's Dedication for you.
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Old 06-25-2017, 02:06 PM   #12698
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Old 06-25-2017, 03:05 PM   #12699
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Only the Shadow knows...
But for a fee he is willingly to tell everything
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Old 06-25-2017, 03:26 PM   #12700
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I bought some chicken at the chinese takaway,it was tough as elastic,,I went back in and said, "Your chickens Rubbery",,He said,,Thank you very much,,,
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