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Old 01-31-2017, 04:38 PM   #12271
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Metric freaks? I can smell them a kilometre away.
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Old 02-01-2017, 05:45 PM   #12272
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Went to see the worst faith healer ever last night.
He was so bad, a bloke in a wheelchair got up and walked out.
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Old 02-01-2017, 09:56 PM   #12273
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Lots of People are saying that David Bowie left behind an amazing Legacy.

That is weird...

He doesn't fit the stereotype of your typical Subaru driver...
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Old 02-04-2017, 02:04 PM   #12274
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Yesterday I saw a car with a boot sticker saying, "I'm a vet, so I can drive like an animal."

It was at that moment that I suddenly realised just how many gynaecologists there are on the roads.
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Two drunks are sitting in a bar when one of them turns to the other one and asks, "Hey, isn't that Hortense?"
The other drunk chimes in and says, "No, she looks pretty relaxed to me."
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Old 02-04-2017, 02:55 PM   #12276
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Went to see the worst faith healer ever last night.
He was so bad, a bloke in a wheelchair got up and walked out.
I once went on a course on how to deal with negative emotions. I just had to leave. There was just so much bad feelings.
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Old 02-05-2017, 06:13 AM   #12277
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Yesterday I saw a car with a boot sticker saying, "I'm a vet, so I can drive like an animal."

It was at that moment that I suddenly realised just how many gynaecologists there are on the roads.
Proctologists. In my area, it's proctologists.
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Old 02-05-2017, 09:43 AM   #12278
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"I'm a vet, so I can drive like an animal."
War can do that to many folks. Funny, though, how they don't simply drive like a bullet-train driver?
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Old 02-06-2017, 07:46 PM   #12279
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I asked my greengrocer why his lettuce stocks seemed so low, and said that three quarters of his icebergs were under the counter....
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Old 02-07-2017, 02:50 AM   #12280
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Did you hear about the new Fleetwood Mac cover band?
Sweetwood Mac.
Fronted by Stevia Nicks, of course...

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