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Old 12-19-2016, 03:18 PM   #12241
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A lawyer gets to the Pearly Gates and St. Peter is checking him in. The lawyer complains that he shouldn't be dead yet because he's only 49. St. Peter checks the records carefully and says,

"No, because of the hours you've billed clients, you're actually 124...."
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Old 12-19-2016, 10:50 PM   #12243
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The new video soccer/football FIFA game is being released. In an effort to make it more realistic than ever they have added a bribery option to the game.
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I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley. She said ‘Tenpin?’ I said ‘No, it’s a permanent job’

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Old 12-20-2016, 08:10 PM   #12246
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As its nearly the end of the year people have been posting apocolyptic statuses like there's no tomorrow
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My trousers are a bit baggy so i was going to tie all my watch straps together to make a belt, but to be honest it'd probably be a waist of time
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I have had enough !!!! I'll never help anyone again....... EVER!!!
Either I'm too kind hearted, or I'm too stupid...❄❄❄❄❄...
Yesterday it was so cold, and my heart ran away with me once again. I took a snowman in out of pity. I felt so bad for him, he looked so cold, the poor thing.
But this morning, he had just vanished without a word, not even a goodbye or a thank you for sheltering him. The last straw was when I realized he had peed all over the living room floor. That's the thank you I get for being good to someone. ❄❄❄❄❄❄
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I get up when I want except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the dustman. He does give me a great blowjob though.
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