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Old 01-01-2017, 06:26 AM   #12221
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How time flys...... i remember 2016 like it was yesterday.


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Old 01-01-2017, 09:20 AM   #12222
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Why doesn't Luke Skywalker smoke? He'd rather Chewbacca.
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Old 01-01-2017, 05:09 PM   #12223
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I always wonder how they got humans who could speak modern languages long, long ago in that galaxy far, far away.
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Obviously they use cybeer translators.
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Told my son to remember that girls matured faster than boys. He thought about it for a bit and replied "That is not always true Dad. Grandma just started getting whiskers".
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It's been announced that ISIS are to go thru a major restructuring. People have been warned that heads are going to roll.
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Would a cute and wrinkly magic marker be called a shar pei?
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Old 01-06-2017, 01:50 AM   #12227
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What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around?

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Bristol City's current form has more L's in it than a Welsh Train Station....
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Coming to an L-shaped turn in the tunnel/track?

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